Look I updated
so i skip to Alex living with Johnnny boi cuz im so fuckING lazy
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Moonlight flooded through the window of John's, and now Alex's, room. It was about 3 am and John had gotten up to go to the bathroom. He turned and saw the sleeping Alex. He was all curled up in the blankets in a little cocoon. It was good he was actually sleeping for once. The poor boy would stay up the whole night to "finish an essay", "research", "take notes", "rant on tumblr", "watch cat videos", "memorize the bee movie script".
John walked into the kitchen to go eat a banana. As he was munching the banana and contemplating life, the doorbell rang. Wtf its 3am. John opened the door to 2 men in white shirts and black ties.
"Hello. My name is Elder Price. And I would like to share with you the most amazing book." The first man said.
"Hello. My name is Elder Grant. Its a book about America a long, long time ago."
"It has so many awesome awesome parts. You simply won't believe how much this book will change your life."
John just stared at them until they finished their little speech and then said, "You do realize you are asking me, at 3am, to change religions and to take this free book written by Jesus, right? Goodbye." And he slammed the door.
A muffled scream could be heard, "Have fun in Hell!"
hehe Book of Mormon references ok yeah I'm not cool
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