The craziest quizes

Quiz 1

I got this idea from a website called insane Quizes. But non of the questions that I am aware of are the same.

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Choose a number between 1-12

Do not look until chosen

1: I slapped

2: I pushed

3:I shot

4: I smelt

5: I professed my love to

6: I died from

7:I swung

8: I killed

9: I checked out

10: I hate

11: I ate

12: I stalked

Choose your horoscope:

Rat- Johnny dept

Rooster- my best friend

Horse- my mum

Snake- a bird

Pig- lady gaga

Ox- my cousin

Tiger- my dad

Rabbit- thor

Dragon- a lollipop

Sheep- a bean bag

Monkey- a lamp

Dog- a statue

Choose your favourite colour:

Blue- because a hooker told me to

Green- because of how in love I was

Purple- because my favourite food told me too

Red- because I dreamed about doing it

Orange- because I'm insane

Yellow- because I saw a unicorn

Black- because I was swimming with an elephant

Gold/ silver- because my favourite jeans didn't fit me

Other- because I lost the Olympics.

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Let me know what you got and what you thought about it next one will be your new nickname

I apologise if this insults anyone I did not mean to.