In all honesty I don't know who the fuck thought "Hmm...I'm gonna fuck an Enderbeing and see what the result is." I'll tell you what the result is...I'm the result...Mostly Ender but some human...I can't go into the rain because it burns very much. Can't drink, can't swim. Can't do much of shit!!! Okay okay I'm getting off topic here. Being mostly Ender isn't all bad. I mean I can teleport. I can pick up blocks that most can't. I can blend into the other mobs. Easy, simple shit...Now, living this life isn't really....easy..Ya see...No other being has been here on this world since the last human (my father) was banished from this world. Now...I can sit on my ass and say that I have still lived a damn good life but that's damn lie!! This shit sucks...Not to mention that I'm lonely most if not all the time. The only time I'm not alone is when the female zombie decides to pay a visit. See, another thing that really irks me is that this world is cubes!! Fucking cubes!!! How the hell am I supposed to eat cubed meat!?! As you can tell I'm sick and tired of this Notch forsaken place. I'm tired of all this squared bull shit...However, it seems I may not be stuck here for long. A portal has opened up and all I have to do is wait and run into the portal. Anywhere is better than this place...I'm gonna do it tonight... I have to
(Hey guys. Sorry this one is so short. Just wanted to set the mood. In all honesty I didn't have any idea where j was going with this and I'm open for suggestions)
