... Girl's officially hate their period.
THE FUCKING REASONS WHY:
You wish you were a boy that week.
No white that week. Pants or underwear.
Nice, clean, stain free underwear? R U I N E D.
You feel like a moody bitch and just want to slap everyone's fucking face in.
Commercial ads for pads overnight; and the girl they use looks completely fine and NOT uncomfortable. FUCKING SO NOT RIGHT.
That feeling when you get up from sitting down and it all just comes rushing.
The cramps are just so over rated.
No girl really knows when it's going to come because we just get tired of the fucking calendar thing.
Wearing a pad of a night is just REALLY FUCKING UNCOMFORTABLE.
But then tampons; (such a relief), are just awkward and grabby.
Your pee is no way clear and vibrant or bright and yellow.
Having your daily showers is just a fucking nuisance as you can't dry your vagina! So fuck you mum and all your white towels.
When those faggot guys say that being kicked in the balls is, oh, 'So painful,' your like: 'Well you're not getting stabbed in the vagina 4-5 days a month!'
Loving shower time when you feel clean, but hate the drying bit.
Being bloated every second of the fucking day.
Being in a public toilet area at school or in town and wait until someone flushes the toilet- then you rip your pad open as fast as you can so no one hears.
Boys are just 5X more pains in the arse.
Your boyfriend or partner that week has to suck it up and grow some balls.
The amount of food you eat goes WAY UP.
You think you smell like rotten fish, but in fact, no one else can smell the 'stench' down there but you still worry.
Being corrected on Facebook by accidently typing 'ticking' instead of 'tickling' by your boyfriend makes you want to SHOVE A FUCKING SHOVEL DOWN HIS THROAT. No questions asked.
At night you feel like a stiff robot who can't move.
I feel like red jelly. Fucking only green jelly. I want mango juice. No mango juice. JUST GET ME SOME CHEESE. Your brother ate the cheese. FUCK YOU THEN, LIFE!
When you wake up, you feel it rushing and you get up and walk to the bathroom like a robot clenching your thighs together.
The first thing you do is check to make sure you haven't stained the sheet.
You hate the blood in your nail cuticles.
Shoving a tampon up there is harder than you think
It's fucking awkward to buy just tampons and/or pads from a cashier. And especially a male.
PERIODS ARE JUST FUCKING TERRIBLY PAINFUL, HURTING, EMBARRASSING, FREAKING-OUT PAIN RIGHT ANNOYING AND FUCKING FUCKING FUCKED UP MOTHERFUCKERS!
