Once upon a time there was a boy called Louis. He lived with his mum, Johannah, and he's pigeon Kevin on a farm just outside Doncaster but he was very poor. Louis and his mother would do anything for money they were that desperate.
"Louis go to the market and sell Kevin for the best offer you can get" said his mother.
Louis walked off the market in hope of finding something nice he could bring home for his mother. But on the way there he was stop by a old man.
"VAS HAPPENIN'?!?!?!" said the man. "I'LL GIVE YOU THESE BEANS FOR THAT PIGEON"
"Beans?" replied Louis.
"Magic beans" smiled the man.
"Okay"
Louis shook hands with the man and walked back to the farm exciting for showing his mother would he had got. As soon as he got home he showed the beans to his mother. With one glace she took the beans and throw them behind her shoulder in anger, shouted at Louis for ages, sent him to his room without supper and continued sweeping the yard.
In the morning Louis woke up and looked out his window to find a massive beanstalk sitting there.
"SHIT" shouted Louis. "MOTHER LOOK AT THIS"
"What? What?" his mother ran into his room, "AHHH" She fainted at the sight of it.
"Mum? Mum? Mum?" said Louis, shaking his mother.
-SORRY IT'S CRAP-
