Love At First Bite... A Banana Bread Story

banana bread

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Im Sarah, Sarah Nolan. And i may or may not have an obsession with banana bread. It all started 3 years ago when i was staying at granny's for the summer.

There it was, an unusual loaf, the scent drifted around the kitchen. I take in the scent and gawk at the blessing from god.

Taking a blunt knife i slice the steaming loaf and watch as it gently falls onto my plate. I drool a little as i take a whif of the foreign food.

Finally i take a bite; and can i just say its orgasmic.
My mouth waters as the delicate bread falls apart on my tounge. I love it.

I remember i finished the whole loaf after that one piece.
Shaking my head i look around and notice there is one slice of banana bread left in the carfeteria. Just as im about to grab it another girl takes away the love of my life.
I watch as she pays for MY slice of heaven. I follow her, my anger building as she sits down.

I take my food tray and slam it over the bitches head. She falls to the ground as her friends scream. Taking my chance i grab the banana bread and run...

#NOREGRETS!!