The Weasel Who Stole Christmas

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Right outside the happy town of The Haven
Filled with happy little prey,
Was The Forest.
In The Forest lived a lonesome weasel
A spiteful, crazy weasel named Prima
Whom hated the prey and their happy prey lives.
But most of all, she hated Christmas in The Haven.
Bright Christmas lights and loud Christmas carols,
Bright prey smiles and cheerful prey meals.
She hated it all.
So one day she hatched a plan to hid of the dreadful holiday,
"I'll dress myself like Santy Claus,
And steal all their gifts with grimy paws!
My dear companion, Lavernia, my dear!
My sweet compelling peer!
We can dress you like a deer!
We'll ride on down and steal their gifts,
Their prey dinners,
Their prey trees,
Take each and every Christmas thing,
Rip them all from their dumb chicken wings!"

So she began to plan.
When all the chickens and prey were fast asleep,
She would go and steal their feasts, their trees, and their toys,
Steal everything from every girl and boy!