"Holy f'cksh't" I blurted startled as someone poke my nose. I focused and found three guys staring at me expectantly. I looked around confused and found myself in a bed. Well what do you know.
I suddenly panicked and smacked the nearest guy in the forehead yelling "hi-yaa" and pushed my way up to an improvised fighting stance with my arms stretched in front of me and my legs spread, knees slightly bend.
I stared at the guys in warning who all looked pretty confused. My eyes flickered between them and I took in what I saw. The one on my right was kinda cute in a boyish way with blonde curls and freckles. His blue eyes seemed to hold a smile and his mouth was slightly open in amazement.
Next to him was another blonde dude. He was bigger and looked more mature in a good way. His eyes were dark and contrasted, the spiky hair nicely. On my left was a brown haired guy broad guy with big arms and a playful grin on his now almost calm face with twinkling green eyes. Gosh did he look naaaaice?!
The guys all stared at me for an awkward moment before I saw curiosity and trouble in curly blondes' eyes. I kept my stance feeling dangerous. Suddenly I felt the ground beneath me move and I fell backwards. Hard.
I hit the floor with a "offft" and almost farted in surprise. My head smacked on the floor and my vision became blurry.
" Seriuosly, Mike?! Whatcha do that for you big tit! We just woke her!"
" I don't know! Instincts!"
I heard a loud smack and a pained "oowww"
Trying to get my vision to clear I blinked profusely. I didn't dare move in case the guys would tackle me again so I just stayed still blinking.
" I think she broke.. Omg I broke her! Sh't guys!" A voice above me panicked
'A hand came into my vision and waved right in front of my face.
Not thinking about it I stuck out my tongue right before the hand passed my mouth and licked the hand. A startled shriek tormented my ears and I cringed.
"She licked me! She actually licked me!" One of the dudes screamed and from the sound of it I guess he was running around in a circle. I sat up and looked at them. The blonde spiky dude sat way close to me so I did the only thing logic in this situation. I rolled my eyes back in my head made gurgling sounds in the back of my throat and laid back with one hand placed palm up over my forehead and stuck my tongue out. That's right. I played dead. In my state of panic that seemed like a clever thing to do. Laying there I came to the opposite conclusion. Dumb thing to do. Dumb as a plant.
-Be nice to the plants!
AShut up! Stupid voice in my head.
"What is she doing" I heard one of them whisper in slight panic.
"I don't know. She looks like she had a seizure and is now a vegetable." Another one whispered back.
-Be nice to the vegetables.
-Oh for gods sake! Shut it! Not now.
"Are you playing dead?" A deep unfamiliar voice cut through the whispering of the other dudes and my rant in my head.
I could feel my armpits start to sweat but hoped that they wouldn't notice.
"Oh for gods sake! I can see you breathing! I know you are alive!" The same voice said, impatience lacing through his tone.
-he's bluffing! Don't fall for it. Just lay still and they will eventually leave you alone.
I screamed and started laughing hysterically as someone tickled my foot. Kicking both my legs I felt my foot hit something and a weird noise sounded.
