~eating habits~

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these are mostly just my pet peeves when people eat. so yeah. enjoy my complaining.

when a person eats slow
we all know that one person that eats super slow. whether they're sitting on a tablet or talking about game of thrones or staring off into space. it's annoying. in my family, i'm always the first or second to finish their food, which means i have cleaning duty. i'm washing the dishes like a normal person does, but then i have to wait for my brother to finish his tomato soup.

me."AIDEN"

aiden.*sigh "WHAT AUDREY"

me."FINISH UR FRIGGIN FOOD BECAUSE IMA GO WATCH PLL AND I DO NOT WANT TO COME BACK TO THE DISHES."

aiden."I COULD NOT CARE LESS IF YOU HAVE TO DO ALL THE DISHES IN THE WORLD." then he rolls his eyes and directs his attention back to his dantdm.

that crap is the story of my life.

when someone won't shut their pie hole

i don't think i have explain this too much. it's just that the sound of saliva-filled food smashing together isn't too appetizing to me.

when someone at the dinner table won't stop talking

this is definitely my grandfather. someone will start him on a topic and he just won't stop talking about it. i just feel like screaming

"GRANDPA I LOVE YOU BUT PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT THE ANGEL'S MANAGER. NO ONE CARES ANYMORE."

so yeah. my rant about food habits. leave comments on a topic and if i find it angering in any way i may be able to rant about it. i would love it if you could take .5 of a second to vote. peace!

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