I began walking down the road to school. Why would my parents let me walk alone in the middle of winter? Well I don't know , I guess they just don't love me!
Oh I forgot to introduce myself! Hello, I am Rose's (a.k.a thebookishfairy) mind! And let me tell you am I weird!
Rose kind of got tired of me , so she trapped me in this strange book. Honestly I can't blame her , I'm a mess.
Also I lied about waking to school. Why would i need to go to school! I pretty much control this book , so I can do what I want , when I want to!
First things first, I'm gonna built a rocket ship!
*1 second later*
Done!
That took such a long time! *wipes sweat off brow*
Now it's time to put the rocket to use!
*tries to fly out of book but fails*
WHAT!?
Rose- this is my book, you can't really escape.
Why not! I thought I was the one in charge!
Rose- well you thought wrong
What am I even supposed to do in here!
Rose- I don't know! Maybe you could try to make this a decent book somehow!
Okay..... I'll do that in the next chapter! Right now I just want to relax.
*10 minutes later*
I'm in the mood for ice cream!
*ice cream appears in hand*
Ew! I did not what rainbow ice cream! I want chocolate now!
*scoop of chocolate ice cream appears in place of old one*
ONLY ONE SCOOP!
*100 scoops make their way on top of the previous one*
Perfect!
....... I'm bored
Let's email Rose.... no let's call her.... FaceTime.... snapchat .... screw it , let's do all of them at once!
*4 phones appear*
Okay let's do this
*2 seconds later*
Rose- WHAT DO YOU WANT
Your love and affection
Rose- SJJWJEJSKSJWOWNS
what does that even mean!?
Rose-KSWIIEJEIWNDJDN
I think she's malfunctioning!
Rose- okay I'm ending this chapter!
Hey , you can't do th-
YOU ARE READING
The book of weird
HumorI have a weird mind. Sometimes my mind needs to find ways to "Express "it's self. And that's why this book was made.
