SORTING HAT X YOUR MUM

SORTING HAT X YOUR MUM

The Sorting Hat was nervous. Even though the hat always had lots of pressure on him to pick the house that best suits a Hogwarts student, he still somehow was nervous.

Tonight was the night he was going to propose to Your Mum.

Your Mum was amazing in every way possible. She was kind to everyone she met and she always put everyone before herself. These were the main reasons why the Sorting Hat loved Your Mum, but there were a million more reasons that he couldn't name all at once.

Your Mum was like a single beautiful rose in a field of daisies.

"Sortie? I got your note. I'm here!" Your Mum chirped, a grin spreading across her face. This was another reason the Sorting Hat loved Your Mum. She always seemed to have a smile on her face.

Your Mum looked at the ground. Her eyes widened when she noticed the rose petals scattered all around the ground. Her eyes followed the trail of petals. She decided to follow them.

Soon, she arrived at a small clearing in the forest. The moon shined bright and the stars twinkled above her. "Your Mum?" A familiar voice called the the beautiful mum.

Your Mum slowly looked up from the trail of rose petals. Her eyes landed on the Sorting Hat. In front of the hat was an opened box as well as a single rose.

Inside that box was a beautiful diamond ring. Your Mum was too shocked to speak, tears filled her beautiful eyes. She opened her mouth in an attempt to speak, then closed it.

"Your Mum, you've made me so happy over the years. You've been with me through my ups and downs. You've loved me even with my flaws. You've never given up on me and I love you so much. You make me laugh all the time and it makes me so happy whenever I see you smile.

It hurts me whenever I see you cry. I wish I was the one in pain instead of you. Whenever you cry, it feels like I'm being stabbed over and over. I want to take away all the pain you've ever felt.

I get so jealous whenever other men come near you. I want you all to myself. I never want to lose you. Will you please make me the happiest man in the world and be my wife?"

Your Mum shook her head in shock. This could not be happening. Finally, Your Mum somehow managed to reply, "Sortie...I'm so, so, sorry. But...there's someone else,"

The Sorting Hat was heartbroken. Your Mum could almost heart his heart shatter into a million pieces. "W-what?" He barely managed to squeak out.

"His name is Bolbi. Bolbi Stroganovsky. He's amazing and...I think I'm in love with him. I'm so sorry," Your Mum said quietly, then began to walk away, leaving the Sorting Hat heartbroken.

Yes, Your Mum could be considered a single rose in a field of daisies, but every rose has thorns.

The Sorting Hat would make her love him. He needed her. And if he couldn't have her, nobody could.
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"Please, Sortie! Let me out," Your Mum cried, tears threatening to spill from her eyes.

"You've been a naughty girl, Your Mum. And you need to be punished,"

Roses die if they're kept away from the sun long enough.

   And

         Time

                    Was

                             Running

                                            Out

                                                      For

                                                            Ur Mum

lmao rip ur mum

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