Just Chill and Eat an Oryeow

Just Chill and Eat an Oryeow
A Rant Book
Written by Oryeows

▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂

E P I G R A P H

 ❝I rant, therefore I am.❞

― Dennis Miller

▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂

S Y N O P S I S

A series of random rants written by the king of Oreo cookies, Oryeow.

▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂

D E D I C A T I O N

Dedicated to those people who rant.

▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂

A U T H O R ' S  N O T E

Hello, oryeowcookies! Welcome to my rant book: Just Chill and Eat An Oryeow. Yes, this is a vague book of rants. Since I'm just a chill person, I'll be ranting in a very chill way with an oreo cookie and a glass of milk of course.

This book has 10% REAL RANTS, 89% CHILL RANTS, and 1% OREO COOKIES.

I can't promise you high-class entertainment cause that's not what this book is about and I suck at that so yeah.

Do leave some suggestions on things I should rant about!

▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂

D I S C L A I M E R

Just Chill and Eat an Oryeow

Copyright © 2017 by oryeows

All rights reserved. No part of this book either text or image, may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, or stored in a database or retrieval system, including photocopying, recording, or other electronic or mechanical methods, without the prior written permission of the author, except by a reviewer, who may quote brief quotations embodied in critical reviews, articles and certain other noncommercial uses.

All rights reserved.

▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂

C R E D I T S

Cover by chimercurial

▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂

I N F O S

― This book is a series of rants about random things in life.

― This rant book 100% supports the therantsociety campaign.

▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂

W A R N I N G

HATERS, EASILY-OFFENDED PEOPLE, AND GRAMMAR/SPELLING/PUNCTUATION PERFECTIONISTS ARE FORBIDDEN PAST THIS POINT!

▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂

RANKINGS

― unranked

▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂

S T A T U S

Ongoing/Writing

▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂

T I M E L I N E

Started ― [01.02.2017]
Completed ― [TBA]