'Hey, uh.... Have you seen my assbutt brother Cas? Also would you like a jellybaby?'
The Winchesters and Novaks both lived in a strange society where from birth, your soulmates first words to you are tattooed onto your skin.
Some people were lucky enough to have a name; Lucifer Novak, for one, had the words 'hi, I'm Michael Shurley' emblazoned on his wrist.
Others, however were less lucky. Gabriel Novak couldnt count the number of times people had said 'what' to him. And Sam Winchester, well, lets just say he doubted he'd ever hear those strange, strange words.***
Sam Winchester was volunteering at the local library; sitting at the front desk and filling out a case study for his Law class. He scored a neat line underneath the title and date and then wrote his name at the bottom of the page, before slipping the sheet of paper into his file and glancing around the library. All was quiet, so he reached into his bag for a book, and settled down to read.
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Gabriel Novak wandered down the street, eating candy from a brown paper bag.
"Excuse me" he muttered as he slipped past a pretty blonde girl, who responded with a snappy "What?".He didn't even blink. Not only did he get asked 'what?' Multiple times a day (he confused people), but he also had absolutely no interest in women.
If he was being honest with himself, he doubted he'd ever find his soulmate. He rarely registered 'what' as being the word on his leg, and, knowing his luck, the right person would completely overlook what he said too.Still, it could've been worse. His brother had been six when he first learned a bad word, asking Gabe 'what does bitch mean?' After reading the word on the front of his shoulder. If Gabe ever met whoever it was who first spoke to him with the harsh phrase 'son of a bitch' he swore said individual would get a fist in their face.
Speaking of Cas, however, he was late to pick him up, so he hurried down the road towards the library.
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"Cas?" Gabriel called in a loud whisper as he wove through the bookshelves. "Cassie?"
There was no reply, other than an agressive 'shhh' from a desk nearby.
He made his way towards the front desk, where a kid who looked younger than him (though twice as tall) was reading a book about a 'study in scarlet' or something.
"Hey, uh... have you seen my assbutt brother Cas? Also would you like a jellybaby?"
"What?" The tall boy glanced up. Damn, he was hot.
"Uh...the second part was a reference, but i do have jellybabies! I just couldn't resist"
The boy looked utterly bemused. "Uh...sorry, I didn't hear what you said"
"I was just asking if you knew where my brother is. Cas. Also if you wanted a jellybaby"
The kid's eyes widened. "Oh my god"
"What?!"
"Well....uh....I mean...um...well...." he paused then wordlessly rolled up his sleeve, revealing words tattooed down his arm from elbow to shoulder. Gabe's words.
"Oh my god." Gabe repeated the other boy's sentiment "Uhm...hi. I'm Gabe."
"Sam."
"Uh...I don't suppose you'd wanna go out sometime?"
Sam's face broke into a grin. "I'd love to" he ripped a scrap of paper off the pad on the desk and scribbled down his number in surprisingly neat handwriting.
"Here" he handed it to the smaller boy. "So...uh...you were looking for your brother?"
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Very short but i hope you like it!
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Hey, Uh...Have you seen my assbutt brother Cas? Also would you like a jellybaby?
FanfictionIn a strange world of soulmates and tattoos, Sam Winchester has a rather strange phrase on his arm. Christmas present for Gabriels_Wings but anyone can read