Smurfette

You're What!?

"Get the fuck out of my damn house!"

Woah I'm getting ahead of myself, all that comes later. Let's go back and start about 3 years ago when I was about like 11 years old. It all started in Ms. Smith's class, there was this girl named Jennifer and she was just... Let just say the first day she walked into class I knew, I knew I was gay. That girl had a perfect everything, like it was even hot when she burped. Anyways I haven't seen this Jennifer girl for like 4 years, but she started me on my path of being gay as fuck.

Now 5 years later I'm a 16 year old gay as fuck, girl named Raven Devallier. I'm not really all that, I have short black hair, a little above my ears, and blue eyes. I'm not exactly sure how to describe myself exactly, I'm not the type of girl everybody chases after. Actually it's not necessarily because of my looks, I'm pretty sure it's because people are scared of me. We'll talk about that later. Sorry where was I? Oh right! I'm gay, and today is the day I've decided to tell my mother. The thing with my mom is she is a single mother, who has turned to Jesus for everything. Every time a man asks her out she says,

"I don't need no man in my life except Jesus Christ."

Now you guys are probably starting to understand my trouble here. It is very hard to get a Jesus freak to except the homosexual, especially a Jesus freak like my mother. You see my mom reads the Bible a lot, and I guess it's against homosexuality. So this should be fun. 

I chose the Sunday after my mom forced me to go to church to tell her, we normally just sit and watch T.V. So I looked at her and I said, 

"Mom I have been wanting to tell you something.."

My mom puts down her plate and give me a  look, "You're pregnant?"

I almost spit out the coffee I was drinking, "What no! Mom come on! Gross, no."

I set down my cup of coffee, and cleared my throat, "Mom I'm-"

"You're what? Come on!" My mom interrupted.

"Well if you'd be quiet long enough I could tell you!" I bit back.

My mom sat back and raised her eyebrow, "I'm listening.."

I inhaled sharply and just let it out, "Mom I'm gay.."

My mom just looked at me and said, "You're what!?"

I sighed. "I'm-"

My mom stood up, "I heard what the fuck you said! That's disgusting! Have I taught you nothing?" She picked up a bible that was sitting on the table, "Has this taught you nothing? You know that this is inappropriate, all of your life I have been teaching you this!" She started pacing, "Where did I go wrong?" She muttered to herself.

I looked up at her from the couch, "Mom you didn't go wrong-"

She cut me off again, "It's that school of yours! All of those kids doing whatever they want, and their parents letting them! Is being gay just cool now? Is that why you think you're gay?"

I groaned and out my head in my hands, "Mom I don't think I'm gay, I've known for years."

"It's those friends of yours that why you're like this!" She yelled.

"Mom I like girls! They're hot, it isn't because it's cool." I started to yell to match her tone, "This is just how I am! Whether you like it or not!"

My mom looked at the ceiling, than directed her stare at me, "Get the fuck out of my damn house!"