16). Insist on holding their hand in public, and squeeze their hand as tightly as possible. If they jerk their hand away, grab it again, saying something like, "But I love you!"
17). Smother ketchup on yourself, scream, and drop to the floor. When they come in, scream, "I was murdered and you are the suspect!"
18). Put your Mom's credit card in your Dad's wallet, and your Dad's card in your Mom's wallet. When blamed, say it was the Credit Card faries and run away.
19). Insist on celebrating your unbirthday every day.
20). Tell your parents that tommorrow you will get up early and make breakfast. Make only enough food for you, wait until they wake up and eat in front of them.
21). Act like an animal whenever they say your name, and don't stop until they say your name again.
22). Scream over things a little kid would: not getting a toy, falling on the ground, sacrificing your cat to Satan...
23). Ask your parents for something ridiculous, like a hippo or flamingo or something. Cry when they refuse to get you one.
24). Blame everything you do on your period. Every day. Even if you don't have a period because you are a boy.
25). Ask them dumb questions like:
"Why do phones have airplane mode if they can't fly?"
"Why do I have a pimple on my butt?"
"Is if normal to want to strangle other people?"
26). Act like an old person and tell them what you did 'back in my day.'
27). Ask for a menu at the dinner table and order chicken lips, lizards hips, and alligator eyes or something weird like that.
28). Repeat them until they duct tape your mouth shut.
29). Make carpet angels while they're trying to watch TV.
30). Put annoying kids shows on as loud as you can. (teletubbies, Barney, Sesame Street, etc.)
(A/N: I really want to get to 20 votes. I only need six! Please, please help me get there! :D)
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