TyjoTheTurtle: heyy jish wats up
JishwaTheLion: dude we're like 3 feet away from each other
JishwaTheLion: and whats with our names in your phone
TyjoTheTurtle: texting is more fuuuuun
TyjoTheTurtle: and you just seem like a lion
JishwaTheLion: and you're a turtle?
TyjoTheTurtle: heck yeah
TyjoTheTurtle: turtles are sick as frick
JishwaTheLion: ugh texting is boring
JishwaTheLion: this chapter is really boring
TyjoTheTurtle: the author needs more ideas
JishwaTheLion: lol the fourth wall was just obliterated
JishwaTheLion: the time police are gonna come for us nu
TyjoTheTurtle: QUICK HIDE THE BODY
JishwaTheLion: HOW
TyjoTheTurtle: EAT IT
JishwaTheLion: WHAT
TyjoTheTurtle: YOU HEARD ME
JishwaTheLion: BUT THEN I'LL BE FAT
JishwaTheLion: HUMAN MEAT HAS A HIGH CALORIC DENSITY
TyjoTheTurtle: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN I'M DUMB SORRY
JishwaTheLion: IT MEANS THERE'S A LOT OF CALORIES PER GRAM OF FOOD
TyjoTheTurtle: WAIT WHY ARE WE YELLING
JishwaTheLion: IDK YOU STARTED IT
TyjoTheTurtle: okie ill top
TyjoTheTurtle: *stop
TyjoTheTurtle: you're the one that tops
JishwaTheLion: dude why
TyjoTheTurtle: you just duded me :'(
TyjoTheTurtle: you've made me sad :'((((((
(MarkFromBackstage joined the chat)
MarkFromBackstage: shame on you, jishwa, you've made the human embodiment of sunshine sad
JishwaTheLion: nuuu tyjo I'm sorry
JishwaTheLion: ur not just any dude, ur my dude
TyjoTheTurtle: okie i feel better
TyjoTheTurtle: thx mark
MarkFromBackstage: my work here is dun
TyjoTheTurtle: i appreciate the pun
(MarkFromBackstage left the chat)
JishwaTheLion: how did he know to enter the chat?
TyjoTheTurtle: i texted him
JishwaTheLion: wow
JishwaTheLion: well, the author has ran out of ideas for this chapter
JishwaTheLion: so we must leave
TyjoTheTurtle: aww but i like it here
TyjoTheTurtle: theres no drama
(Author joined the chat)
Author: lol get rekt im gonna noscope u out of nowhere gg m8 id r8 8/8
JishwaTheLion: what a meme
Author: boi u wish i was a meme. I'm the spawn of Santa
Author: *satan
Author: but u right I'm out of ideas seeya
TyjoTheTurtle: ok, don't write us out of existence ples
Author: i make no promises ;;))))
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Ok what was that
I'm so sorry
It was so short
I'll just go
But jish was right, i have no ideas whatsoever
Suggestions/prompts ples
Whats with this spacing
Ok I'll pull an eli now
(Inside joke)
((Meaning saying 'I'll kms' followed by leaving the chat))
(((Eli's a savage)))
((((I would say a straight savage but he's probs gay))))
(((((Leaving for real now)))))
((((((Lol jk take a laughing jishwa))))))
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