Chapter 5-Taking Risks
Shane's POV
"What are we doing here?" Joey asks.
"You haven't eaten in hours, we're here to get food."
"You know I can't eat this stuff."
We walked up to the ordering booth.
"Hello sir, how may I help you?"
"Well I will have a Nacho Supreme with no beans, a hard shell taco, and a medium Mt. Dew, please."
"Alright, and you sir?"
"I'm not getting anything, thank you."
"Joey, tonight you're eating real food."
"I eat real food!"
"Considering how much chicken you eat, I'm surprised it still tastes like food to you."
"Well I guess since I have no say in this whatsoever, why don't you order for me."
He smiles.
"Pft, mkay. He will have two soft shell tacos, because he's sensitive tonight. And no tomatoes, he hates tomatoes. A large Sprite, because as much as I love him, I do not need a caffeinated Joey bouncing around everywhere at 1 AM, he's hyper enough as it is. Add something sugary too, god only knows how long its been since this man has had more than ten grams of sugar."
"Is that all?"
"Yes ma'am!"
Joey went to pull out his wallet, and I stuck it back in his pocket.
"Shane, it is not my birthday, nor is it a special occasion, therefore I will pay for my own food."
I shoved his wallet into my back pocket and pulled out a twenty from mine.
"Merry Christmas, Joey."
He laughed and smiled at me when he realized he was defeated and I had already paid.
"Your order will be out in a moment!"
The both of us went and sat down at a table by the window.
"How did you know I didn't like tomatoes?"
"I told you I watch all your vlogs."
He blushed and took a drink of his Sprite.
The waitress sat down our food, leaving us to sort through the tray figuring out whose was whose.
"I want you to guess how long it's been since I've had Taco Bell."
"Considering how in shape you are, I'd say about a year or two?"
"Try ten."
"You haven't had Taco Bell in fucking ten years?!?!"
"Shhh! That was really loud! No, I have not."
"How the hell are you friends with Tyler Oakley and not eat Taco Bell at least once a month?"
"I don't know!"
"He would be ashamed if he knew! But it's okay Lord Joey Graceffaahhhh, queen of the bitchiest. Your secret is safe with me."
We laughed together the whole rest of the time we were there.
It was within minutes of leaving the restaurant, that I looked to the right at an intersection, and Joey had passed out. He looked so peaceful in his sleep, I could just watch him for hours. But no, my life is not a Twilight movie, and I'm more than grateful for my life now.
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Seventeen (Shoey Fanfic)
FanfictionA story fan fiction based off of Joey Graceffa and Shane Dawson, known as Shoey, one of the top ships on YouTube. This particularly unusual love story starts off bumpy and full of unaddressed situations. You'll hate me sometimes, and sometimes you'l...