Tom x Tord Oneshits

TomxTord Part 1{FLUFF}

"Bullshit."

Tom Grabbed a bottle of Smirnoff from the fridge slumped into the chair. "Please Tom! Look at the price, and all we have to do is find the little kitten and bring it back to its owner!" Edd once again showed Tom the picture of the small and white fluffy Kitten. "That's impossible You cant get that much money for a little furball! It's probably just a fraud." Tom replied. "We don't know that, It's worth the try!" Edd said sitting down next to him, "And if we do get the money, Imagine what we do with it!" Matt squeaked. It seemed as if Tom wasn't giving in. "..." "Please Tom?" Edd and Matt both asked in Union. "...Fine." Tom gave in. "Yaaaaaaaaay!" Edd and Matt shouted high giving each other, "And Tord could come with you to keep you company!" Edd added. "What? I don't need that Commie, I'm fine going by myself!" Tom got up and headed for the door. "Tom." Edd called, "Damn it, Fine!" Tom spun around and stomped off to Tords room. BANG BANG! "Turn of your hentai and put on some clothes commie, We're having a search party!" Tom yelled.

Tord's POV

"AAGH!"I jumped and fell backwards off the bed. Groaning I got up and closed The Hentai website along with the laptop. "What do you want from me?" I asked while quickly putting some pants on. "You deaf Norski? I said we're having a search party, hurry up and come out and I'll fill you in with details!" He answered from the other side of the door. I put on a black T-shirt and my red hoodie over it, I also changed into some black pants so no one would see the mess I made of in my other pants. "Hurry up commie!" He shouted impatiently. "Shut up Jehovah's witness, I'm coming!" I opened the door and followed him to the living room, He grabbed his bottle of Smirnoff and headed out the door.

Normal POV

"We've been searching around all day, let's just go home already!" Tom whined, slurring at his own words. He was drunk, well, almost. He handed, more like shoved, the paper to Tord. "This paper just came out today, he can't be that far so just keep looking!" Tord answered looking at the paper one more time before he heard rummaging through the trash. It was almost dark outside, so he figured it was probably a raccoon or something. "Hey-*hic* I thig I saw a kiddy over there!*hic*" Tom pointed to a dark valley in the corner, slowly Tord walked towards the dark valley. He didn't have a flashlight so he used his phone pointing to what's seems to be a scared, cold, dirty kitten. He took out the paper from his pocket and held it close to his face, looking back and forth, it looked kind of like it? "Mew.." The cat said. Tord wasn't sure but its worth the go anyways. Tord took off his red hoodie and wrapped it around the cat, "Here Tom, you hold it." Tord slowly placed the kitten on Tom's arms, "Y-you gnow,*hic* this pussy gat kinda*hic* remins me of sommethig.." Tom looks down at the kitten smiling like a fool. "What is it?" Tord asked. "You." Tom looked at you and began to laugh.  "O-oh...W-WAIT A MINUTE- TOOOM!" Tord was a blushing mess now. "Let's just go home, its late." "Uuuh.." Tord sighed and grabbed Tom's left arm, making sure the kitten was safe and began to walk back home. "The car would have been real handy right about now.." Tord mumbled

-TIIIIME SKIIIIIIIP-

Tord's POV

After we went home Edd, Matt, Tom, and I washed the kitten, well mostly Edd, Matt, and I, Tom just kept messing up and falling down. After washing it, we fed it of course. Sure enough, it did look like the kitten on the paper, Edd called the owner and told them They could pick it up tomorrow. "Oh, Um Tord, would you mind taking Tom to his room?" Edd asked, covering one hand over the speaker of the phone. I sighed."Okay." Tom was already knocked out by now but that would be the easier way since Tom basically hated being helped in any way, especially from Me. What can I say? I've been pushing him to his limits for a long time, I thought to myself. I laid Tom on his bed and slowly creeped towards the door "W-wait c-commie..*hic* Don't leaaave mee..." It was Tom. He tried reaching out for me but fell out of the bed instead. "Tom go to bed. Its been a long day and you need the rest, look at yourself!" I said helping him back onto the bed. "If you leave me then I'll cry." He began whining again. "Tooooom!" I said irritatedly, "Pleeaaase?*hic* " Fine. Scoot over." Tom smirked and scooted over to the left. I sat down next to him, but tried not to get too comfortable, just in case he fell asleep and I could go to my room. One thing I couldn't stand is being with Tom. He acts so mean and rough, but when he's drunk, he dies the most ridiculous and embarrassing things... But that's why I love him... I love him for the way he is, And just being alone with him would give me the shivers. Why do you do this to me Tom? He slowly slithered his hands around me and pulled me closer to him, barley leaving even leaving any gap between us.
"Hey Tord,"
"..Yeah?"
"So you think there'll be anything good between us in the future?"
"I don't know Tom, but down worry about it."

For a drunk man, he sure thinks a lot.

"..Hey Tord,"
"Yes?"
"I like you, Your funny!" He said in a slight slurred manner, he poked my nose and snuggled into my shirt. Cute. "...I like you too Tom."

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Yee boi! I be thinking... I be thinking.. If you guys want a lemon/smut in the next chapter, just vote and comment below!!!

Peace.-
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