Hi im napolean if you're a fat lard i recomend you not read this. Tina is my pet lama, well at least she used to be. she looks like an alpaca. She likes to eat pancakes. She smells like bannas. Tinas friend is a canned ham. "Tina you fat lard" I said. tina made a sound that sounded like this phffttttttt. " Dont you give me that tone tina. GOSH." "Whats your problem anyway Tina."
Me and Tina stared at each other. "ok ok I'll leave." Tina stared at me again." I stood there and thought, I wonder what the heck tina would look like if she was purple. I shruged my shoulders. "I guess I'll find out when she jumps off a cliff into a pool filled with purple paint." I walked inside and grabbed a bag of potato chips."
"Hey Napolean save some tater chips for me will ya," Kip said. " No i won't, and there potato chips not tater chips. GOSH" "Whats that noise Napolean?"Kip said. "I don't know what do I look like a slave?...GOSH." I looked out side. It was Tina She jumped off a cliff into a pool with purple paint. "YES." I said. "What the heck Napolean."said Kip "Nothing happend except Tina jumped off that cliff over there." I said
A few hours a vet came and took tina away. People put Tina in the truck. "hey I said... can you leave the purple on Tina?." "You are one strange kid." said the man who was putting Tina into his truck. "No I am not wieard I got awsome bow staff skills.GOSH.'' I said.The man laughed for some reason... I mean nothing funny even happend. "GOSH.'' i ran back to the house. That was the last time I saw Tina, but the next week I went to the zoo and Isaw the fat lard with the name of Tina."
THE END! OR IS IT?
OH WAIT YEAH IT IS. GOSH!
