War never changes... Or does it? Yes it does, but at the same time doesn't let's get started.
While Sargent shooter person gets ready for his battle he hears his captain in his microphone captain sais " BLAH BLAH BLAH NUCLEAR MISSLE BOMB BLAH BLAH BLAH SUPER HARD BOSS BLAH BLAH BLAH" it made perfect sense to Sargent shooter person and he had to do this mission.
He pulls out his talking gun and takes a trail through the forest and spots a enemy right in front of him!
"I AM AN ENEMY SHOOT ME" Sargent shooter person knows
What needs to be done he shoots his gun into the enemies pinky toe the talking gun shouts "BORING!" While the enemy screams "OW IM DEAD" and falls to the ground in slow motion for dramatic effect.
Sargent shooter person is proud of himself and keeps walking he finds his friendly army shooting person who sais " LOOKOUT THERE IS A GUY IN A SUPER COOL JEEP COMING TO KILL ME" seconds later a guy in a super cool jeep coming to kill your friend runs over your friend your friend screams "OW I AM DEAD I WILL PLAY DRAMATICLY SAD MUSIC IN MY RADIO TO INCREASE THE DRAMA" then he dies you drop a tear from your eye because of the dramaticness then the guy in the super cool jeep coming to kill your friend who is now dead sais "I AM A RUSSIAN SARGENT SHOOTER PERSON MK. 2 AND I HAVE COME TO KILL YOU, I WILL NEVER DIE UNLESS THE WORLD RANDOMLY GOES INTO SLOW MOTION AND I BECOME EASY TO SHOOT!" He sais in a Russian accent. Soon the world randomly goes into slow motion and the Russian Sargent shooter person becomes easy to shoot you shoot at the jeep while your talking gun sais "BORING!" And the jeep explodes
You keep going not thinking about what happened of course then you find a helicopter in the air who drops a person from the air who sais "I AM A PARATROOPER WE ADDED ME TO THIS STORY BECAUSE PARATROOPERS ARE REAL THINGS AND ADDS REALISTICNESS TO THE STORY" he lands on the ground and he shoots you with a paintball gun in the hand and your left foot starts bleeding while you talking gun sais "SO REAL" then you shoot him right into the face and your gun shouts "BORING" and the paratrooper dies.
You keep walking and find the bosses base you walk through the door and see a fat Russian guy who then sais "I AM A RUSSIAN BOSS I HAVE A NUCLEAR MISSLE BOMB IN MY HAND, I WILL NEVER GIVE THE NUCLEAR MISSILE BOMB TO YOU!"
Then you Sargent shooter person say "GIVE THE NUCLEAR MISSILE BOMB TO ME!" The Russian boss sais "okay..." With a sad face quite like this :( And you win the mission. HURRAY!!!!!
