A Bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in a animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears on of the men say the following.
''Emma come first. Den i come. Den two asses come together. I come once- a-more two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then i come when last time.''
''You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine,'' retorted the lady indignantly.
''In this country...we don't speak loud in public places about our sex lives...
''Hey, cool down lady, ''said the man.''who talkin' about sex? I'm just a tell in my friend how to spell a 'mississippi' .''
