Dawn Of The Vampires

Three Amigos

                -Marcus-

    We keep walking and soon Leo catches up to us, but he's back as a human. We were headed in the path of my house. 

         "Do you guys have a washing machine. Damn, ruined my favorite jacket," He says using his finger to pull it so he could look at it. It was stained with blood, most likely the gang's.

           I nod. Then remember something that I wanted to ask. "How did you do that!?!?"

         He shrugs. "What can I say, I'm a man of many ta-"

               "He's an arch demon," the other guy interrupts. "I'm Derek by the way. Derek Danger, mate."

         We near my house and I point it out. We start to walk towards it. Right as we pass the living room window, Leo jumps up and his eyes literally turn to hearts and pop out of his head like on cartoons. "JACKPOT!!!" He yells. "Who's that?!?!" He's ecstatic.

         I walk back over. I look in and see who he's talking about. I laugh. "That would be my sister."

    He kneels next to me and looks at me with pleading eyes. "You've got to hook us up, amigo. Come on. Favor for Favor. Tit for tat. Tit. Oh god, tits," he says.

        He goes into some kind of trance, where he keeps saying tits. I slap him and he shakes his head and looks at me.

          "Look. I don't think you'll be looking too good wearing that jacket full of blood. She'll think you're a serial killer."

          He looks up considering it, then nods. He tugs the hoodie off. Underneath he has on a plain black T shirt. He hands me the hoodie. "Can you put it in the wash for me?" He asks.

               I open the door, and they stand at the side. "Jewel, I have two people who I'd like you to meet. Meet Derek, and Leo. And Leo li-"

              "Nice to meet you," Leo interrupts. Derek says the same. We walk back towards the laundry room. "What the hell was that?" Leo whisper yells.

             I giggle and throw his jacket into the machine, and pour detergent in there. I turn the knob and slam it shut. "Why don't you get with her yourself," I say.

           "You're right. No girl can resist the Leo charm. Catch you guys later. I've gotta run home and freshen up."

            "Uh, you don't have a house," Derek points out.

         "What are you talking about, of course I have a house. A mansion in fact. Its the mansion where I got-, the mansion where I-, the mansion that someone k-, never mind, I just know I have a house. I mean a mansion." He tries to walk around Derek, but Derek holds him back.

            "Not so fast slick. After you got killed or whatever, that mansion got wrecked. They tore it down to the last brick. Than someone stole that brick and used it to break into the house across the street."

          "B-but I need to-"

         "Well it's gonna have to wait." Derek says.

     "Uh, who cares. The Leo charm still works," Leo says puffing out his chest. He pushes past Derek and we begin our journey to the living room."