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Yo yo yo fam right now I'm in a car it's 9:11 pm  Thursday December 22  I think I'm in Tennessee somewhere idk but yeh. We are  going to Florida to visit the family and stuff for Christmas time for anti social Marie to activate yey. So um yeah.

We are staying the night somewhere in Georgia in a few hours once we get there so I get to trash a hotel at 11:00 at night yeet. We've been driving for lik five hours and I want death but wait there's more we get to drive for lik 12 more hours ah.

The radio people are talking about political things that I don't agree with ohmy. I'm not going to say what they are talking about but for real SHUT UP YOU FREAKING IDIOTS OMHY GOSH i want to tell my parents to turn it off but then they will become suspicious and yeh…. Boi they are judgeing kids idols now for real boi

Btw I've been reading a wattpad story its amazing I recommend it highly 10/10 would book again
Its called Letterman Jacket by @ arrowheads and ohmy gosh its lik cliché but then there are plot twists and its really cute and fluffy ahhhhhhhhhhh plz update I have no life.

GUYS GUYS GUYS I HAVE A 3DS OKAY AND I HAVE A GAME CALLED TOMODACHI LIFE WHERE I MADE CHARACTERS OF MY IRL FRENS AND KATIE IS ABOUT TO PROPOSE TO KALEB AHHHHH FAM IM GOING TO MESS UP OH NO

hE SAID YES OHMYGOSH GYS
THEY ARE GETTING MARRIED HOLY
THEy are having a honey moon in Africa now
Katie is blinking in every picture I'm enraged

Oooooo now Lindsay is showing romantic interest in Calean ooooooo
Megans setting me up with Hayden now um…

The date went well idk how to feel about this save me

Its 11:25 now uh I'm tried ima sleep bye losers

Yoyoyoyo Marie is tired its 7:36 am December 23 we are about to leave as my parents are starting the car as we speak yey… 12 more hours woop woop

Shoot fam I'm playing tmodachi life again and now Marie is dating Hayden apparently but now Megan is going to tell Hayden that Megan likes him like boi you set up Hayden and Marie in the first place suffer the consequences
Now Binh An saying she loves him too um
OOOOOO HE DISSED THEM BOTH OHHHHH
Now they are both v sad oops

Now Courtney is telling gavin she loves him
OOOO they are dating meow um

Yo-yo its 12:36 we just saw a guys tire blow up we are almost at the Georgia Florida border yeet we still have like seven hours rip I also ate some chickfila so chickfilyey..

Apparently I walk crooked lik idk so I'm easedropping of my parents conversation and boi they think it's because I'm lazy (which is tru) BUT boi

Bac to tomodachi life Kaleb is setting up caelan and Binh an Oooooo
Nope false alarm they are just staying friends for now….

I've just learned I can drive a golf cart once we get there oh no
Btw I'm in Florida now it's very tropical five more hours save me

Its 3:06 we are in major traffic save me rip

I'm educating my parents on dank memes
They are singing all star with me
My dad's looking up how to play it on the gutair ohMy

We are like in the dead center of Florida right now and a car in front of us is from the same city as us like boi how.
And we only have like half an hour left till I can get out of this evil car yeet

Yoyoyoyo its 3:04 December 24th we got here at like 8:30 yesterday and rode around on the golf cart at night yeet
This morning I went to Walmart to get food because it's literally the closest"grocery" store and now we are making cookies

Hey fam its the 26th now hope y'all had a fun Christmas I got prismacolor pencils and a v soft blanket. I also learned how to drive a golf cart yesterday and only ran one stop sign so yeet

Today we went to fort Myers Beach but didn't swim or anything but I almost got attacked by a seagull. We also went to a Orange shop and I got a shell choker so yey also we got oranges (shocker)

Hey hey hey losers its the 28th its our last day here yesterday I illegally played bingo because apparently you have to be 21 to gamble soooooooooooo
Right now we are driveing to a beach yeet

Losers its the 29th we are going to a hotel in Georgia today save me I have lik two more hour in this car rip

The beach was v nice yesterday I found a clam shell thing and some crabs and other water crap it was coolzo

Guys I'm home now finally yeet its the 30 the me mom gave me a DVD anime of some vampire thing and boi I've watched 4 episodes and me mom was in the room I've never blushed so much save me

I apologize for this "chapter" I don't understand why I wrote so much the first two days then just stopped but that's called procrastinating so yep