Nimi: HAPPY BDAY HAJIME AND IZZY!
Hajime: The only time of year where I'm glad I'm still not dead
Izuru: It's still boring
Hajime: Shut the fuck up, it's your b-day too
Nagito: You can have my body as your present
Reserved Hope: Fuck no
Dream: Can I have it?
Vale: But I want it!
Kenna: King's body belongs to me!
Seira: Leave Captain alone!
Sin: N-no one wants Prince's body, but me!
Monoca: Why is there crazy people?
Kotoko: You're the one who shouldn't be talking!
Nimi: Agreeing with the Pink Miku.
Hajime: It's my birthday, so kick Satan out
Izuru: -kicks her-
Monoca: -went to hell-
Ibuki: Ibuki wrote a song!
Izuru: Not again
Hajime: NO
Kiibo: Can I leave now?
Nimi: Sure. You won't appear until book 5 anyway
Chiaki: Most likely book 6 if we make it that far
Kiibo: Thank you -leaves-
Leon: SERIOUSLY PLEASE DON'T SUE ME
Komaru: I don't want to know what he did
Mahiru: The same mistake as last time
Toko: Typical
Syo: If Dekomaru shoot him with the Dance Bullet, will he dance?
Komaru: If he's here again, I have to try that!
Nimi: Leave the precious robot alone
Hajime: I thought this was about us
Izuru: Yeah
Nimi: -kisses Izuru's cheek-
Izuru: -blushing-
Chiaki: -kisses Hajime-
Hajime: -fainted-
Chiaki: Hajime?!
Nagito: I wanted to kiss him
Mikan: H-he need m-m-medical attention!
Seiko: I-I'll make some medicine!
Ruruka: Sweets can help you stay up!
Sonosuke: Wake up to eat some dewicious sweets -using Wake-Up Slap-
Fuyuhiko: Pretty sure they're not helping
Peko: I was going to let Hajime pet one of my bunnies
Fuyuhiko: We need more room at home
Takumi: Should I apologize for killing him back in book 3?
Misaki: Nimi doesn't remember, so I wouldn't bother
Takumi: Good, keep becoming me
Misaki: Meanwhile you're letting me bleed to death in chapter 10
Juzo: We're still waiting for chapter 11!
Sonosuke: Agreed
Ruruka: I still don't understand why those fake Mukuro's attacked my branch!
Mukuro: I had nothing to do with that
Izuru: Isn't this our birthday?
Hajime: -woke up- Yeah...
Nimi: YOU CAN START SENDING ASK/DARES
Hajime: OH COME ON!
Teruteru: The 30ft cake is ready!
Hajime: Holy shit
Akane: Lucky!
Izuru: Let's see if I can eat it
Nimi: I want some!
Higo: -opens her mouth-
Daishi: -opens her mouth-
Hajime: -kicks them out- NO HOPE NOR DESPAIR TALK HERE
Nagito: Aw
Teruteru: I made the cake taste like orange soda cause I know most of us don't like orange juice
Hajime: Close enough
Nagito: I want a bagel flavored cake
Nimi: That sounds delicious
Mondo: Ew. No
Truth: -shoots camera-