New Years Birthday

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Nimi: HAPPY BDAY HAJIME AND IZZY!

Hajime: The only time of year where I'm glad I'm still not dead

Izuru: It's still boring

Hajime: Shut the fuck up, it's your b-day too

Nagito: You can have my body as your present

Reserved Hope: Fuck no

Dream: Can I have it?

Vale: But I want it!

Kenna: King's body belongs to me!

Seira: Leave Captain alone!

Sin: N-no one wants Prince's body, but me!

Monoca: Why is there crazy people?

Kotoko: You're the one who shouldn't be talking!

Nimi: Agreeing with the Pink Miku.

Hajime: It's my birthday, so kick Satan out

Izuru: -kicks her-

Monoca: -went to hell-

Ibuki: Ibuki wrote a song!

Izuru: Not again

Hajime: NO

Kiibo: Can I leave now?

Nimi: Sure. You won't appear until book 5 anyway

Chiaki: Most likely book 6 if we make it that far

Kiibo: Thank you -leaves-

Leon: SERIOUSLY PLEASE DON'T SUE ME

Komaru: I don't want to know what he did

Mahiru: The same mistake as last time

Toko: Typical

Syo: If Dekomaru shoot him with the Dance Bullet, will he dance?

Komaru: If he's here again, I have to try that!

Nimi: Leave the precious robot alone

Hajime: I thought this was about us

Izuru: Yeah

Nimi: -kisses Izuru's cheek-

Izuru: -blushing-

Chiaki: -kisses Hajime-

Hajime: -fainted-

Chiaki: Hajime?!

Nagito: I wanted to kiss him

Mikan: H-he need m-m-medical attention!

Seiko: I-I'll make some medicine!

Ruruka: Sweets can help you stay up!

Sonosuke: Wake up to eat some dewicious sweets -using Wake-Up Slap-

Fuyuhiko: Pretty sure they're not helping

Peko: I was going to let Hajime pet one of my bunnies

Fuyuhiko: We need more room at home

Takumi: Should I apologize for killing him back in book 3?

Misaki: Nimi doesn't remember, so I wouldn't bother

Takumi: Good, keep becoming me

Misaki: Meanwhile you're letting me bleed to death in chapter 10

Juzo: We're still waiting for chapter 11!

Sonosuke: Agreed

Ruruka: I still don't understand why those fake Mukuro's attacked my branch!

Mukuro: I had nothing to do with that

Izuru: Isn't this our birthday?

Hajime: -woke up- Yeah...

Nimi: YOU CAN START SENDING ASK/DARES

Hajime: OH COME ON!

Teruteru: The 30ft cake is ready!

Hajime: Holy shit

Akane: Lucky!

Izuru: Let's see if I can eat it

Nimi: I want some!

Higo: -opens her mouth-

Daishi: -opens her mouth-

Hajime: -kicks them out- NO HOPE NOR DESPAIR TALK HERE

Nagito: Aw

Teruteru: I made the cake taste like orange soda cause I know most of us don't like orange juice

Hajime: Close enough

Nagito: I want a bagel flavored cake

Nimi: That sounds delicious

Mondo: Ew. No

Truth: -shoots camera-

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