Chapter 21: A day I'll remember and a pig

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It was a beautiful sunny day and Stanley has a plan to get more money, he said that we should make a carnival fair and he tells me that he has this great idea that he is going to rigged the dunk tank he told Soos to rigged the game.

"there she is, Mabel the cheapest fair, money can rent I spared every expense!" said Stan

"but Stan you say that every time you come up with idea and It goes down hill" just as I said that we hear a little scream falling next to us and see dipper fell next to us on a broken sky tram .

"I think the sky tram is broken also most of my bones" said dipper looking shock and Stan started laughing

"this guy! All right,all right, I got a job for you two. I printed up a bunch of fake safety inspection certificates. Go slap one on anything that looks like a lawsuit."said Stan holding fake safety inspection I told him to hired someone to look these rides

"Grunkle Stan,is that legal?" Said Mabel.

"When there's no cops around anything's legal!" Said Stan, I told him to hired someone to look these rides

" Stan I said we were going to do this right ,what happened to the inspection, I told you to get?" I said a little worried that he might not listen to me anymore I know we are not married but we have to act like it!,

"don't worry bebe I met the guy and he says there all dangerous and could kill anyone who gets on a ride I told him take a hill" well at least he listen to me.

"Soos, how's that dunk tank coming along?" Said Stan as he walked up to Soos , while Soos is rigging the dunk tank.

"Almost ready to go, Mr. Pines" said Soos ,as Stan bangs at the target and see the seat unmoved, he ask me to do it but I suggest that he should do it ,since he can taunt everyone better then me.

"Ha! You got it rigged from here to Timbuktu! There's nothin' on earth that could knock me down!" Said Stan

"Yeah, except for like a futuristic laser arm cannon." Said Soos, that was very specific but it unlikely that's ever going to happen right, which reminds me.

"Hey, you guys haven't seen my red screwdriver, have you? Darn thing went missing " I ask and opened the tool box and looked inside, I checked the tool box already but just in checked again if someone put it back.

"Maybe some magical creature or paranormal thing, took it." Said Soos, I hope not.

"Oy, you been spendin' too much with those kids! Don't worry hon I'm sure it should be here somewhere?" Said Stan, as I kept looking in the tool box once more.

"Alright, let's see were did i put that thing?" I said and not seeing my screwdriver and its my favorite one, oh well it'll show up soon I hope,
but it's still bad. I have a feeling something is going to happen, today.

Time skips

"It's 12:00 the dunk tank is now open!" Said Stan as he was on speaker and leave a strong feedback that hurts everyone's ears.

"Step right up and dunk me, folks, I'm talkin' to you cut-offs." Said Stan pointing to bald man who is just eating a pretzel.

" that's right! Muffin top! High pants! Who wants a piece of me?!" Said Stan while taunting the folks, as they all threw there balls none succeeded as Stan laughed at them.

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