Spaceballs Vs Star Trek

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      Space The final frontier these are the voyage of USS East and west their mission is to explore strange new worlds and to seek out new life and new civilization boldly go where no man has gone before.
     Captain log star date 05212678 as I'm only female klingon in star fleet I been order to break away from border patrol. To go investigate space ball activities near eastern. I swear they are the biggest idiots to ever occupied any universe in space. Let get back on track the reason I been giving this mission no human officers wants this pathetic mission on their record plus Im not a full on captain. Space balls government some moronically destroy their atmosphere. Which mean they are running out of air and star fleet doesn't know that yet.
     As the east and west slowly approaches the eastern they saw something that can make even the strongest of man puke his guts out. For what we saw on the view screen a chunk of the planet was missing,bodies were floating around and exploding. My science officer nia who is a great distance relative of Spock she was able to come to a conclusion. That lord helmet some how destroy the plant gravitational field and destroy the atmosphere. But how space balls are so stupid they can't tell the difference red and brick red. I don't know captain I need to find away to get the planet to investigate. OK commander when you do let me know so we can a team who won't past out do to the carnage. Captain yes commander I was able to rig self gravitational boots. Very good Nia your landing crew is ready for at transportation now get going yes captain Toyota.
       When the searching party landed on what left of the planet surface. First sight they saw were more body floating around and black smoke raising from the forests and houses. As the commander and the ensigns were looking around. Trying to look for clues all of sudden the there was a explosion. Ensign smucker was screaming she unknowingly step on a cloak grenade. As nia and other ensign running to her,smucker was screaming that her leg was in pain little she knew her leg was gone. Commander we need to get her off this planet said a ensign I know we do. Commander nia to the east and west we have a problem what the problem ask captain kamala ensign smucker is injury. We to get her to the medic bay can we transport her? I wouldn't advise it captain I'm gonna send Sgt lenston to fly her back. I understand commander. As the round about flee back to the ship. Ensign rooy yells out commander I think you need to see this. Nia ran over as fast as she could. What is it ensign I think it a spaceball solider your right and I do recognized him. Captain we found major Phillip j asshole. Which means they have a new weapon. Well continued the search found out what kind of weapon they use yes captain. Phillip was shot a killed but he was still standing
      But he doesn't look like he wearing any kind of self gravity clothing and I know the space ball scientists are not that smart. As they were looking around all they can body exploding and more spaceball soldiers literary standing dead in their tracks. Some of the ensigns trying not to puke do to the sight of floating guts and boons and blood. OK everyone report and tell me if you found every ensign except for rooy. Rooy answer me now sorry commander next thing she heard him scream rooy accidentally sat on a cloak grenade. Which trigger the planet to shake commander get your crew out of there yes captain everyone retreat now. As remained of the crew left just as the planet exploded. As they walk in the hall way captain was there waiting and ask did everybody make no kamala ensign rooy is dead how did that happen ask the captain. I don't know I heard him next thing I know we had evacuated the planet. But I do got good news we do have plenty putting the spaceball here. Even better we manages to free major asshole from his self gravity clothing brought him. Good now can go alert star fleet that spaceballs are now a major threat. Captain to Sgt leland yes ma'am contact star fleet tell them this a red alert message and we need to talk aye ma'am
          Helm sent course to Pluto we need to get this body and clothes exam yes ma'am. Nia yes Renee you know rooy more then I did so I want you to write the latter to his family his family for me yes ma'am. And how smucker did she made it ? Yes she made it but she lost her leg. If you want you visit her if you want yes I will Renee. As Nia walk to the medic bay the captain went to ops waiting for star fleet to responds helm how long will take to get to get to Pluto from our location it be about 13 days. To quote from captain Picard make it so. On the way to Pluto Renee receive the transmission it wasn't a good. Captain we need you to delay your trip to Pluto. May I ask why sir well the council couldn't place the spaceballs at eastern but we have outstanding evidence and the major who by is very close to president Scroob and lord helmet. Look Kampala as the admiral archer interrupted we understand that you lost to people. But we can't see them with with that type of technology I mean it took that government 4,000 years to built one engine. Worst apart about that the engine blow up with in matter of seconds. But admiral no but kamala report to deep space nine yes admiral.
         Ah lord helmet I hope you have some good news for me kinda yes kinda no. What you mean well we harvest the core but the empire invade the planet. so your point is helmet said the president well please tell me as scroob interrupt again sanders is dead. No that idiot survived it major Phillip j asshole is dead what as scroob scream he got shot at by star fleet officer. But he was the greatest asshole ever he was the best asshole in my arm he had the biggest heart for a asshole said helmet.