It had been a while since Kyle had died
You hadn't been invited to his funeral because Kyle said so in his dying sentence
You had heard him say this as you were in the room as he was killed but tbh you didn't care
You were almost going to be free from prison and you wanted to get to that boy's funeral because you were flipping determined
Police officer: Well I guess it has been two days and of course that is long enough for a suspected murderer to be punished
You: Oh thanks that is great bye bye
Police officer: Goodbye I hope you die
You leave the prison and make the way to Kyle's chosen graveyard because of course you knew where he wanted to be buried
This is a story for God's sake
You got there but realised that the funeral already happened yesterday even though it hadn't even been a day since he died
Because this is a story for God's sake
You found his grave and conveniently there was a shovel
You picked up the shovel and dug up his grave
You grabbed a hammer that was on the floor and broke into his coffin
His body was there and still smelled really bad (the same as he smelled when he was alive)
You: He looks just as nice as before
You smile evilly
You: I still have that unfinished business from the hospital Kyle
Kyle's corpse gets up and runs away screaming
Kyle falls of the edge of a conveniently placed cliff and dies (again)
Or did he
*megalovania intensifies*
Find out in the next story
If ashlie can be bothered to write another
Now go read ashlie12x's two stories or this one won't make any sense
Dislike this because I made it while on the toilet
Do it for Kyle
Because this is a story for God's sake
