IDEK A THING

a baby??

I know this sounds really weird and impossible but I remember being born. I remember coming out crying, not that anyone seemed to care at all, (weird). They wrapped me up and put me with the others. I was there for a couple of days when someone took me and most of the others on a trip. I didn't know where we were going and it took a while to there. When we did get there the older ones put us near ones like us. By that I mean ones with different tones of skin and personalities. It was fun! I got to meet others with same interests! My new friend said that their name was M.K. but they said they don't like their full name...(thats why I'm not saying it) That's when I realizied that I didn't know my name...I looked at my blanket and it said 'Reese'. Reese. I like that name.

One day I was talking to M.K. when an older one picked me up, taking me away from my friend...I was sad but ended up passing out. Next thing I remember was being in an orange room with my brothers and new friends. They said their names were P.D and M.D. They told me how unlucky I was to be here. I asked why and they continued with the words 'You're going to die. No way around it!'. I can't believe this! I don't want to die! Just as I thought that I was overcome by darkness. I felt myself moving but I don't know to where. For the next few hours I heard the laughing and screaming sounds of the young ones...I kinda passed out again...yea I know it's bad but fuck it!!(Sorry to the young ones) When I did wake up I felt someone rip off my blanket. Next came a moist wet cavern. After that I don't remember much...Oh did I mention that I'm a peice of candy??

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If you guys didn't get it...you're an idiot. It's about a reese's candy. M.k was a milky way. P.d was a pay day bar. And M.d was a box of milk duds...and Reese got eaten...by a kid...on Halloween...yea