Most of the time* when I read books on wattpad, I can't help but notice the countless mistakes made by even the seemingly most skillful of writers, their blunders often leading to disastrous**, yet amusingly pitiful, results. It may be a mistake ma...
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A common error in book writing is attempting to stay awake until dawn feverishly typing away without the proper preparatory gear, which consists of a minimum of 56.3 gallons of ultra-strong coffee (At least, according to the How2101 statistics, where they surveyed James bond and agent M* being severely overworked by their boss and saw how long it was until they needed emergency caffeine doses and a trip to the e.r.)
Usually, this is pointless, because forcing your body past it's daily limits of alertness (which for the typical teen writer wannabe, is 12:00pm-11:00pm) so you can play minecraft in the span of the day causes the parts of your brain that computes all basic writing skills and general knowledge to explode,
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Which means everything you write will now equal that of a two-week old baby,
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a baboon,
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and/or a stick.
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Which may or may not be wielded by a chimpanzee at the time.
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Writing before 12:00 midnight:
T'was then I realized that she was the perfect girl for me. I gazed into her eyes, not wanting to ever leave their gaze, then she took me by the arms, undressed, and then had---------