As I sat in my bed, I heard my phone buzz. As I opened up my messages app on my iPhone, a text popped in my face. It actually made an effect on my screen, shaking it. That made me become so stirred. "God dammit, Maxwell. Always got me stirred af" I texted to the group chat. I was so sick of Maxwell getting me fucking shook. I always thought to myself about getting revenge, but now I needed to take action.
I walked outside my house into the shook world. I decided to ask the secret society to meet up at liberty center earlier that day, which gave me an idea. What if I could make Maxwell shook? What could I do? I only had about 15 minutes until we were supposed to meet up, so I decided that the decision making would have to wait for the car ride. I called down my parents to ask if they could drive me, and sure enough, they could.
As I arrived at Liberty Center, I noticed something. The indoor Christmas decorations are still up. All of the christmas trees and the Santa station were all set up. Maybe I could read Maxwell some of Chance's strange fanfiction while he listens in horror as he sits on Santa's lap. That would make him SO shook!! That was a perfect idea!
Upon finding the group, they were quick to decide they wanted to go to the second floor. I traveled with them, waiting to ask Maxwell to go to go sit on Santa with me. Soon enough, we were by the balcony overlooking the mall Santa. I pointed and asked Maxwell if he would and he responded with, "No." Plain and simple. I wasn't going to take that. "YOURE GONNA TAKE THE CHRISTMAS, MOTHERFUCKER! BE SHOOK!" I screamed as I pushed him off of the balcony. He shouted "Stirred!!!" as he fell to his death, with a christmas tree impaling his back. My mission was done. I have successfully made Maxwell the most shook he possibly could be.
