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[Snotlout]"I'm gonna be rich! I'm gonna be rich! Rich, rich, rich, riiich!"

[Snotlout spots a big box]

[Snotlout]"Hmm, well, hello, mr. Ornate box! What treasures do you hold? Ha ha ha ha, RICH! Ho! Rich!"

[Snotlout opens the box to search the inside, only to find-]

[Snotlout]"Hair?! Ew! Who keeps hair in a box? There's gotta be more!"

[He dives back in to search the box once again]

[Snotlout]"More hair? Ech! Man, what a ripoff."

[His disappointment however turns into a sort of excitement when he sees a big painting of two women with long hair]

[Snotlout]"Or is it?"

[He hold some of the braided hair to his chin]

[Snotlout]"I'm Stoick the Vast! Hiccup, you're such a disappointment! Why can't you be more like Snotlout?"

[He moves the hair to his helmet]

[Snotlout]"Eh, I'm Ruffnut—or am I Tuffnut? Who can tell? Hahaha!"

[He changes his 'hairstyle' again, this time putting the hair on top of his helmet]

[Snotlout]"I'm—oh, actually, this is kinda nice."

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