Funny Things That MJFAM:

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● Have a nervous break down each time you hear "Michael" and "Jackson".

●Always washing your hair...THOROUGHLY.

● Call haters "vegetables".

●Trying to dance like Michael and failing miserably.

● Thinking of Michael when you think of peter pan ( this is more cute)

●You spell "love" like "L.O.V.E.

●Pissing your pants while watching Thriller (some of us)

● Screaming each time someone mentions Michael or if you see a picture of him.

● Trying to say "mamasaymamasahmamasusah" extremely fast

● Them Macros. (XD)

● doing a science expirement on what color Paris' s eyes are. (some xD)

● Trying to figure out what Michael is saying in "In The Closet"

● We go freaking H.A.M. on Michael's haters.

●Editing KFC chicken buckets into pics of Mike xD!

● Wondering if Annie was ever okay.

● Smiling like an idiot when you hear one of Michael's songs in a public place.

● Looking into Michael's eyes and seeing the development of life and the universe.

● Wishing you were born earlier or time travel existed.

●What do you think when you see a pair of gold pants? ;)

● Sitting in amazement of mj haters and many more people's ignorance towards Michael.

● your hairs rise when watching Michael perform.

● Wanting to be Bubbles, Mac, Tatiana, Karen, Elizabeth, a fan that was on stage with him, anyone that was near him.

● (This is something that I do) Quoting Michael while Everyone calls me an emotional wreck Lmfao.

● We'll never forget that Michael "loves to tour".

● You feel some type of way when you watch that group sex scene in Moonwalker.

●Probably got blocked by LMP lmfao.

● You look at a 12 inch ruler and you're like.......

● Wondering how many times Michael fell down those stairs in the "Smooth Criminal" scene when he kicks his leg up.

● Blanket is like .....our teddy bear.

● Who iz Martin Bashir?????

● We don't walk, we moonwalk.

● (This is just me) Before I knew what Jheri Curls were I used to be like "why Michael hair was always wet tho?" Lol I was dumb.

● Never understood the Comparison between Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka and Michael.

● (this is me) I turn into Slash when I listen to Dirty Diana.

● "When you come to Neverland you are bound to get wet" Umm...

● Laughing at the thought of Michael cussing. (maybe just me)

● Wanting to tickle Michael or to be tickled by him.

● Diane who?

● You never knew that the playboy mansion had animals.

● The salt is so real when you see Michael kissing a girl.

● Waiting for those dang scientists to create time travel. ( It's just me?)

● It hurts when people compare the artists of today with Michael.

● (another one of my thoughts) If Michael was alive and the whole family had a reality tv show?


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