Alyssa and the hoe's sasstastic adventures through the closet

Hello, my name is Melody but most people call me cracka jack. I know it's not your typical nick name, that's because it's my hoe name. I am a loyal employee of the Alyssa hoe company, I met the love of my life jamimah here we now have two kids Umber Lynn 10years old and Jaquan 6 years old. but you don't want to know about me so here is the offical Alyssa hoe company hoe list.
•jamimah- real name: morgi ; my wife and best friend; race:white
•black umber-real name: Umber Lynn; my daughter; race:black
•hoeisha- real name: Madison; race:white
•white chocolate- real name: Beth; race: super white
•jimmy- real name: jimmy page
•roger - real name: roger Taylor
•Masta pimp Bon qui qui- real name: Alyssa
•number zero- real name: Brie; so good she is better than number one; from Trinidad
•retarded walrus- real name: papa ratchet; my dad
•pedo bear- real name: papa pedo; my other dad
•Hannah- real name: Hannah; pimp in training
•laquwanda- real name: Linsey ; race: mixed
•sweet brown- real name: vinney; race: unknown?
•laquiqua- real name: Kevin; race: super white
• Ryan gossling- GOD
•lafanda- real name: Mario
•Latrell- real name: Angelo ; ex boyfriend; race: Hispanic
•deltrese- real name: will
•Tyrone - real name: Evan
These are the hoes, all property of Masta pimp Bon qui qui. now you are probably wondering what the closet is. well the closet contains all of time and space. Masta pimp invented a door way that takes us anywhere we want to go. there are limited entrances but the main door way is in the closet of Masta pimp's bedroom. Hold on give me a second "HEY JIMMEY CAN YOU WHATCH UMBER PLEASE IM WRITING? OH AND CAN YOU PUT THE JACK DANIELS DOWN FOR TWO MINUTES COME ON MAN!" sorry about that, now where was I ... Oh yeah the closet. speaking of the closet I'm gonna tell you a story , it all started with yelling.
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I hope you guys like this, I love writing it and I hope you love reading it. I'll post a few more chapters and then tell me if I should keep going