Eddsworld one shots

A trip to the mall

*so like the last one this has some OCs only this time its ma friend and me because I wrote this for one of the friends who's OC appears in the other one shot just a heads up!* ;)

What the hell Tord? He leaned over the bed and ignored her. Get up we're going to the mall. He stated an expression of determination on his face. Why...And what time is it? Tord turns to her already pulling jeans and her hoodie out of the closet. You've been wanting that new RWBY figurine I'm going to buy it for you now get dressed the mall opens in ten minutes. He tosses the clothes on her head and leaves. WHAT! TEN MINUTES YOU MEAN YOU WOKE ME UP TEN MINUTES BEFORE FIVE IN THE MORNING!?! He didn't return instead all she got in response was a door slamming. Far to sleep deprived to protest anymore she slid out of bed and lazily dressed herself. When she went downstairs Paul and Patryk were still asleep Tord was waiting impatiently by his car. (Y/N)! Come on we have to get going! She groaned hopping into the passenger seat and before she could buckle herself in he stomped on the gas. They drove for a few minutes before parking in the deserted lot. Snatching her hand Tord unbuckled them both and pulled her out of the drivers side not bothering to close the door. Despite her weary protests he pulled them to the front door and threw it wide open. HOLD ON! She shouted Tord paused what is it? We just came threw the front entrance but the mall doesn't open for another five minutes. So? They probably decided to open up early come on! He tugged at her again her eyes rolling to the ceiling just in time to see lights coming on. They dashed like mad men to the store that sold the most RWBY merchandise. She figured that as strange as Tord was acting she might as well enjoy her little shopping spree. Though a slight pang of guilt and suspicion was always there as no matter what she grabbed and as they walked from store to store as they opened he never made a comment or protest. The suspicion came from the fact that he was constantly fidgeting with something in his hoodie pocket. As the day progressed another oddity came to light no matter what she said he always found an excuse for them to stay the latest one being go home? But it's so early...HEY is that a RWBY blanket! Finally she had had enough when they reached the food court. conveniently the only restaurant to be open was Olive Garden. As they sat down to enjoy her favorite food she noticed Tord fidgeting and glancing at his hoodie pocket again. She took the opportunity to lunge and grab at his hand they tumbled over breadsticks flying everywhere the massive mess scattered all over the floor. Leaping away with a victorious yell she unlocked his phone and nearly uncovered his secret. He managed to snatch the phone out of her hands and held it high above his head. Just as he was panicking about his potentially ruined plans his cellphone vibrated with one final message. Doing his best he read it as (Y/N) grasped at his hair horns and phone he smirked. Shoving his phone back into his pocket he turned and ran the sounds of (Y/N) shouting assured him he was being pursued. Once outside she chased him around the car he kept up the game until he was able to trip her into the backseat and drive home no doubt breaking every traffic law. (Y/N) was so enraged by the time they made it to the house she wouldn't have noticed the huge set up if Lettie and Alex hadn't pulled her off when she tackled a terrified Tord on the front lawn. As soon as she turned her head to scream at her so called friends her eyes grew wide. Before her was a table fully stocked with every birthday food you can think of and next to it stood a disheveled Tord, Matt, Edd, and even Tom. Behind them several stories above the roof loomed a massive roller coaster! Lettie and Alex let go huge grins on their faces as they joined the others and shouted in unison HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! She just stood there in complete shock trying to wrap her head around the fact that in just a few short hours they had managed to set all of this up. Tord gingerly walked over and said happy birthday she turned to him and smiled. Did you set all this up? For perhaps the first time in history Tord seemed nervous nodding. She threw her arm over his shoulder and said last one to the coasters a bottle of hundred year old cola!! As the two sprinted followed by there friends from the back of the group they heard Edd shouting indignantly THAT WAS ONE TIME!!!