The Doctor and Kat [2]

-4-

Her eyes widened. "Pardon?"

Almost instantaneously, every exit dissipated into air. They were in a blank room, not six feet across.

"I told you to sit, Time Lord."

"Doctor?" She backed up as far as she could. "Not normal. Nope."

"Shut. Your. Mouth. Otherwise, I may need to dispose of you."

Kat collapsed into a sitting position and stared at him. "Impossible." She whispered, smiling slightly.

"That is i..."

"Kalibraxyus!" A voice sounded from somewhere outside of the shaft.

Kat jumped to her feet, approaching the mad man.

"Okay, Doctor, enough with the act. Let's gooooo."   

"When will you humans learn... Goodbye, Kat." With that, he evaporated into the sands of time.

It took all she had in her to not start crying that very moment. Instead, she grabbed her phone and tried the only thing she could.

'Heeeyyy, buddy! Yeah... Not funny anymore...'

"Kalibraxyus! Answer me you blooming idiot! I am warning you, this time you will not be reimbursed!"

'DOCTOR COME ON. PLEASE.'

"Hello?"

Right as she began to speak, a short, round, potato looking thing appeared in the room.

"Who are you, boy! I have every right to eliminate you from this galaxy!"

"B-boy?" Kat pondered her introduction for a moment. "A companion."

"Yes, boy. What, another human can't even distinguish their own gender! What do you mean companion? Last I heard of a so called "companion" was a girl that called herself "Kat". Wait, are you a girl?"

This potato thing moved closer to Kat, inspecting her face. He sniffed her hair.

"Nope, I'm pretty sure I'm right this time!"

"Um, excuse me, but do you by any chance know how to contact a Time Lord. Like now. Kinda was abandoned. Like, it could be the Master for all I care. I would prefer the Doctor."

"The Master? Don't you mean Missy? Wait, how do you have contact with the Doctor?! You're a friend of the one with the big head aren't you! I never trusted her..."

"Pardon?" Kat paused, running a hand through the blue Mohawk. "Um, when and where are we?"

"Well, that is kind of hard to say. Unless you know something!" He gave her an extremely intimidating look, only coming up to her chest. 

 "DAMMIT DOCTOR!" She screamed, sinking to the floor.

'If you come back I'll tell you my last name, or something.'

"Tone it down, Earthling! The Sontarians shall annihilate you for this racket!"

Kat began to hyperventilate, sitting there on the floor, just barely not crying.

The potato thing (that is actually a Sontarian so we can stop calling him potato thing now) rolled his eyes. "You Earthlings are so weak. Try falling through the sacks a few times!" He left, leaving a trail of dust behind him.

"You could just kill me now. Do it. He won't care."

"I'd prefer leaving you to the Watalians," he called over his shoulder, leaving the room.

"NOBODY WOULD BLOODY CARE."

"AS THE DOCTOR WOULD SAY, LANGUAGE!" the Sontarian yelled.

Kat winced. "WELL, HE'S NOT BLOODY HERE. AND WILL HE COME BACK?"

Silence. He was gone.

"Kill. Me. Now. Unimportant. Sack. Of. Crap."

'it's cool. I wanted to die anyway.'

"HELLO. I hate all of you!"

'Was nice knowing ya.'

"JUST KILL ME."

'Knew ya hated me. Bye.'

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A/N:

What a mean potato man. Can't he understand I have feelings? Maybe I'm a potato...