It started with the NOODLES! (Bleach fanfic oneshot)

IT STARTED WITH NOODLES! BLEACH FANFIC ONESHOT

Its simply....I dreamt ofNoodles. Many kinds of noodles. Either its cheap or high class.

Whatever... Then after that,I wake up feeling hungry. I want some noodles but there's nothing in my shelf... That sucks... I search for a breakfast then finally i found a piece of bread  and a peanut butter... I sniffed it. Well,it smells ok. It is still available to be eaten.

After I ate it,I end up wanting some noodles still... So I went to Urahara's shop to buy noodles.

-URAHARA'S SHOP-

"Ne! Urahara! Is somebody home?!' I shouted hoping anyone could hear me. I kept banging the door of the shop. Then it opened Kon facing me wearing a shirt which is written WELCOME TO URAHARA'S SHOP!

I stared at him. "What the heck happened to you..."I said calmly because I'm feeling sleepy.

"Ichigo got mad at me because I ate his high class noodles. He said its his prize in their school for winning the taekwando international tournament. Whatever that is. Well I must say it really is high class because it felt tasty in my tummy that I ate it all..."he said drooling.

I yawned."Well...that's what you get for not sharing..."I said nearly falling asleep.

"Maybe you're right...That's why he made me work here... By the way,what brings you here? Urahara's not here. They visit Soul Society."Kon said.

"I came here for noodles. Is there any noodles available? I need it so badly... I am so hungry right now..."I told him.

"Uhmmm..."he said searching inside the shop for any sign of noodles...

"Yes. There are some. The cheapest is 10 yen and next is 12 yen then 50 yen and the most highclass is 100 yen."he said.

I looked at my small purse.I only have 20 yen. "I'll buy the cheapest one."I said.

"Well,choose a flavor. Beef or chicken?"he asked looking bored.

"The beef one."I said pointing at the noodle that he's holding at his right hand. He handed me the cheap beef noodle and I handed him the 10 yen. Why are noodles here are so expensive...

I turned my back to him when he suddenly speak.

"I think you would need this."he handed me a brown pill. "What is this for?"I asked."I have a feeling you would eat so many noodles in a day so this is the cure."he said then he jumped at my chest and said "You're no fun at all..."then he went back in the shop and closed the door.

I just stared there and when it finally sync in,I shouted to him"Its not my fault that I'm a late bloomer and that I'm still flat chested!"then I went back to my house.

I put the noodles at the pot and heat it up. I waited for 5 minutes then placed it in a bowl. I carried it to my room then sit at the bed while reading fan fictions. It do taste good. This is a nice noodle for a cheap one.

I began to want more so I shunpoed to every other shops to buy cheap but different kind of noodles. It was night already when I felt sick. I went to the health center of karakura town to find out that I ate too many noodles in a day... I am such a dumb kid...

Then I remembered the pill. I drank it. Then after minutes,the pain disappeared. See? So much happened because of one thing.

IT STARTED WITH THE NOODLES!

-The End