A Peak into My Life

Preview

'I don't even know why I'm here...'  I thought this as I was sitting down in the Kmart food court. "Which one was mines again? Oh, wait never mind." Oh yeah, that's why. Josh wanted me to come. I honestly didn't want to go to practice because my feet hurt. the only reason they were hurting was cause the fucking governor gonna wait till we had gone from school, all the way into town, have us standing on the god damn stairs looking like fucking asses for a good eight to nine hours, missing school mind you, just to be told that he didn't need us. And then have the audacity to try and give us some chocolates afterward. 

What type of bullfuckery am I hearing. He was so lucky that only one of my teachers was here. To make it worse, we forgot the chocolate, and we didn't get fed ether cause Wendy's was full. We had some tea though, and i had some coffee but, I forgot my second cup there too. But anyways, back to reality. 

Josh and Jashem were talking about some party they were going to, while i was reading my baby book. I'm really questioning what my dad was thinking. 

"Hey, yall wanna know what my daddy wanted my name to be?" I asked, not even caring whether they wanted to know or not.

"Ok", Josh said and Jashem just nodded his head.

"Ok, so my name was gonna be ether, 'Diwanna Anique Callwood' or Donique Alonique Callwood'", I said laughing at their expressions at 'Diwanna'. 

"What the fuck is a 'Diwanna'??", Josh said with his head going back like he tasted the most rancid and sour tasted piece of candy ever.

"Your father must have been drinking when he was thinking of that name", Jashem said while scrolling through his facebook. "What was he thinking of?"

"What's his name?" Josh asked.

"Dwayne."

"That's why. It looks like he was trying to combine his and your mother's name. He Must have been taking some serious drugs when your mom had you.."

"To be continued.....probably..."