Panel 1: A young, currently unnamed, lad stands by the door of his bedroom
A young lad stands in his room. It just so happens that today, the (date), is not a day of any importance whatsoever. The only exciting thing that could possibly happen today would be if a certain package would arrive. It's been a whole since the planned arrival date, and at this point, you're beginning to fear the delivery company sent it to someplace remote and far...like Kentucky or Connecticut. If that were the case, you'd be highly peeved. It takes so much paperwork to get packages back to where they are meant to be sent...well you guess not literal paperwork, but you'd still be rather peeved. You think it's about time you gave this lad a name, so what shall it be?
==> enter name
Panel 2: the gif from panel two of homestuck. "Bundle of Sticks" has been selected, the lad appears disgruntled and confused
Ok no, you clearly have no responsibility when it comes to this, how about I try
==> enter name
Panel 3: gif from panel three of homestuck. Marc (too lazy to put in last name rn) has been selected, Marc gives a 😕 of approval
That's better, you are now Marc (last name), now that you have the ability to control this flesh sack, what will you do?
==> Marc: Sit in the trash bin and think about existence
Panel 4: an extended gif of Marc sitting in a trash can and staring, after a while the background fades to a view of space, this is an undertale reference. After and even whilelier while, the view cameras pans out to show a shadowy figure sitting in front of a computer. Camera views figure's face, still indistinguishable, but clearly rethinking it's life choices, another figure in the back is laughing their ass off
...This is just depressing to watch
==> Marc: do something else, something more productive would be preferable
==> Marc: Pester your friends
Panel 5: Marc is still in the trash bin, but now he has his phone out
What friends? Oh sorry that was incredibly rude, I'll just excuse myself for a minute
......
(The author does not condone the pestering of friends, they will be annoyed with you)
==>do it boy before you jump back to the trash bin where you belong
Uhm...what?
Panel 6: gif of Marc in the trash bin, looking slightly confused. His phone is displaying the pesterchum bubble thing, shift to view of screen. Displayed on the screen is a window (browser window for those grannies out there) and a list of names that the reader has no idea what to do with.
Who the **** are these people
WHOA Language! Children read this
...1. Where the **** are your parents 2. Stfu
==> Marc wildly tap on the screen
No
==> Marc: Pester someone
Panel 7: Interactive view of the Pesterchum layout, you can click a name on the list and be taken to a panel featuring that pester log. The future is now thanks to science ^_^
Select character
⇒ I'm done talking to these chumps
Panel 8: gif of Marc still in the bin with his phone, you can see a car pull into the driveway from the window
Cursed parental figures -_-
