Cat's Writing Camp (Trainee)

Exercise 1a

"I love you, but you are not going to continue to mistreat me."

"Donna what are you talking about? Everytime I come home I have to hear your mouf."

"Deon bye! Don't try that crap with me. I know you were at her house!"

"Really? Everyday with this."

"You're right! You come in here smelling like cheap perfume and beer. It's usually after you have a few drinks with the guys and apparently forget you have a family at home."

"Girl whatever! The look on your face tells me there is no point explaining myself. You're so smart! You have it all figured out!"

"Why don't you just admit when you're wrong? You know you were with that girl. And this time I have proof."

"Donna, how do you have proof of something that's not happening? You know what I'll humor you. Go ahead shoot."

"Ok Deon! Did you not tell me you were at your boys house around 3:30 this morning."

"I don't remember the exact time! I was drunk, because me and the guys had a little too much to drink."

"Here we go! Deon for his famous, I was drunk excuse. Well not this time buddy. Nice try though."

"Ok! Get on with this, Detective Donna."

"Dad, Mommy why are you two not sleep waiting for Santa?"

"Oh honey did we wake you? We are heading to bed momentarily. And Daddy will lower his voice next time."

"Daddy and Mommy were just playing a game of detectives! Daddy was the bad person and mommy was going to bring him down."

"Yay! Can I play?"

"Not tonight sweety we will play tomorrow, okay. Now back to bed so you can stay on Santa's nice list. Psst mommy is going to win."

"Ok mommy love you. Daddy, Psst mommy is going to win."

"Ok baby it's sleep time now."

"Okay mommy and daddy you can finish your game. I'm going to sleep. Use your inside voice, okay!"

"Really? You involve our daughter. She has nothing to do with your sherades. Everyday! One day you'll learn without trust you have nothing."

"Maybe if you stay home you wouldn't have to face the music. Maybe sometimes I worry about you. Maybe just maybe I miss you when you're away."

"Hmmm! So why not say that? You be missing big daddy, huh?"

"Boy stop! Talk to the hand, literally!"

"See! Why it's always gotta be like that?"

"Because you always out drinking and talking to them heffas."

"I just go out to have a few drinks with the guys. Nothing more nothing less. Now come here and give big daddy some kisses."

"No leave me alone! Here's a pillow kiss that."

"Oh it's like that! Can I at least get a cover?"

"Yeah cover up with those lies you tell."

"Ok woman! You'll be creeping to the couch before long."

"Mmmm Hmmm! Good night big daddy! Don't let them fleas you got bite. Oh dirty dog."

"You love it. Good night!