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A beginner's guide to avoid being bullied in high school. (Or basically, 'how to avoid being bothered by anyone.')
One: pretend to be insane. The stranger you are, the more they will be scared of you.
Caution: do not overdo it, they might put you in a mental hospital.
Outcome: they will stay away from you, thinking that they'll somehow get infected. As if mental illnesses are actually contagious.
Two: Do not sit in the lunchroom at lunch. Go to somewhere quiet, for example, the choir room. Ironic, I know, but no one goes there. This is Ohio anyway, not New York.
Three: No friends. You do not need them. After all, this is high school. You will just lose them again after graduation.
Four: Lastly, do not fall in love.
