The MLP Teen

I sit on the couch and find my fave show is on. MY LITTLE PONY! I'm 15 and this is my show. I'm such a pegasister! I see twilight sparkle on screen and grunt. "What an ugly girl. Look at that hair, it's gross and raggedy." I say out loud. "SHUT UP NO ONE CARES YOU UGLY GIRL!" My dad yells at me from his room. #luvhim. "IM AWESOME AND YOU SUCK." I yell back. I see Pinky Pie and think "Oh this is my gurl," I hear a knock on the door and open it. "Give me all your good possessions! This is a robbery!" He yelled at me. "No." I say as I shut the door in his face. He pounds on the door. I open real quick and tell him to come back in five hours. I have to get ready for the mlp party the old man I met on omegle is throwing! I got to my makeup station and put on pink mascara and eyeshadow. I'm going as pinky pie. I put on my awesome pink overalls on and put on the famous Pinky Pie Ears For You™. When I'm finally ready, I walk into the black alley where it's being held.