12:00 In The Morning

Kookie, the Fuck!

It's 12 in the morning and I can't sleep so I decide to get a midnight snack. But when I walked into my kitchen there was someone digging around in my refrigerator. "Why the fuck are you in In my fridge," I asked the stranger. The person closed the door and turned to face me, the person then spoke," I'm starving, Duh..." The way the person talked I could tell it was a male. "Yeah, that doesn't mean you can eat my food," I said. He walked closer while shoving a cookie into his mouth. It was pitch black and I couldn't see a thing but his voice did sound familiar." What are you going to do about it, hmm," the boy asked. I was pine against the door frame and couldn't go anywhere. He slowly raised his hand, and I flinched closing my eyes tight, and flipped the light on. When I Hurd the click I opened my eyes and saw that it was Kookie. "KOOKIE THE FUCK, YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME!" I screamed hitting the older on the arm. Hey, I was just having a little fun. " Yah, Hyung that's not funny, I almost pissed my pants because of you," I said hitting him one more time. Go back to bed Hyung it's too early for this. The older follows my orders and went back to bed. I then went to the fridge a got a few cookies and a glass of milk. When I finished I went back to bed and finally got some well-needed rest.

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