Something gay?? Tordmatt Hunter Au?

Edd ships his friend's too much

    Honestly, Matt didn't know how this night could get any weirder. Gay werewolves?? A man with no eyes?? Edd making a three face?? Seriously Edd. Stop making that face when you see two of your friends in the same room.

     "Hey uh, Edd.. Can I.. Talk to you in the kitchen? Alone.." Matt huffed before staring at the ground in silence. "Oh sure! I need to put up the groceries anyway. Tom, you can go to your room now. I won't force you to talk to Tord tonight." Edd turned to the mane who seemed to be "Tom". He seemed relieved not to talk to Tord and immediately darted to his room.

     Edd then began to walk into the kitchen with Matt. "So, what do you want to talk about?" The taller man gave Matt a patient smile while slowly putting items into their rightful places in the kitchen.

     Matt gazed at Tord through the door, then turned to Edd. "What the fuck, Edd? You never ONCE told me about you being a hunter! That's like, telling me there's no more mirrors!" He huffed angrily at the taller man. "Well I'm sorry, Matt. I just wanted to make friends.. And you were there, I didn't want to scare you off." Edd replied with a tint of guilt in his voice.

     While the two men were bickering in the kitchen. The three hunters, (Paul and Pat will do whatever Tord says, cause they're the most loyal to him. Like soldiers-) were silently listening, or making their own conversations. Paul was obviously more interested in what Tord thought of Matt, cause he was grinning like an idiot.

     Tord was going to have to put up with this for the rest of the night. "Paul. Don't even think about it-" Paul then interrupted like a father shushing his child. "So do you like that vampire boy? You're the one who brought him home." Patryk then perked up from that, "Yeah, you did! So are you finally admitting your gay like your parents are?" As Pat said that, he held Paul's hand. Tord blushed a deep red and growled, "No! I like hentai! Women in my hentai! He tried coming on me and-" "He tried coming onto you on the first night?" Paul smirked, "Well jeez Tord, I didn't know you were that good with men."

     Tord blushed hard, his hoodie seemed faded by how red his face was by now. He quickly walked off to his room while his father and mother figure were giggling and betting  on about their secretly gay son.

     Tord thought how stupid they were for thinking that, and how stupid Matt is. Who even thinks to act seductive, then get all shy? Such a terrible tactic. Even when his cute little fangs show when he's biting his lip, or when he run his hand through his bright orange hair, or when he licks those.. Bright pink lips.. Almost ready to lick something else-
Oh.
Oh no.
This was bad. He really needs his hentai before he thinks of anything else so bad.

    Edd you sly bastard.

A/N
Hey if you guys want any longer chapters, I can try. Really. I just run out of ideas by the end of each chapter, then spark up in a new one.

Just tell me what y'all think
Have a nice day even if someone tries ruining it.
Cause fuck them.
You got your gay ass fan fiction and bad ass-ness(?)

Anyway, have a nice day :>