Here are some quotes from characters from my favorite YouTube series: The Most Popular Girls in School
Shay Van Buren: Mikayla, we're going to the high school, not fucking Build-A-Bear.
Trisha Cappelletti: Ashley. Katchadourian. You were supposed to be watching the door. YOU. WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR. ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THESE ARE, ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN? THESE ARE A LITTLE GIRL'S ARMS. A LITTLE GIRL WITH DREAMS, WITH LEGS, WITH A HEAD. SHE'S A PENCIL. SHE'S A SWIZZLE STICK! YOU CAN USE HER AS A POOL NOODLE! AND NOW I'M HOLDING UP HER ARMS! I'M HOLDING THEM BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WATCH THE DOOR. A GIRL LOST HER ARMS, ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN. A GIRL LOST HER FUCKING ARMS. DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT HAS TRANSPIRED WHILE YOU WERE IN PEARL HARBOR? SEEING A FUCKING JAPANESE MUSEUM? WE HAD OUR OWN PEARL HARBOR HERE TODAY. OH MY GOD. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US? YOU LITERALLY BOMBED US! LIKE THE JAPANESE YOU ARE. AND ME. I'M BEN AFFLECK. I'M BEN AFFLECK, AND I'M HOLDING TWO FUCKING GIRL'S ARMS. AND YOU'RE CUBA GOODING JUNIOR, DISAPPOINTING EVERYBODY. LIVE WITH THAT!
Cameron Van Buren: TU ES UN BITCHO
Mackenzie Zales: You Van Burens have your heads so far up your own fucking asses I can't tell where your bullshit ends and your stupid fucking pigtails begin.
Brittany Matthews: But you know what didn't come from France? This mother fucking beret-wearing boyfriend stealing giggling stuttering piece of Canadian horseshit, yeah I said it. Fuck you Saison Marguerite, fuck you, fuck your boyfriend, and the fucking fetus thats growing inside the disease ridden void, that you call a goddamn womb. And fuck you Shay van Buren, fuck you, you shitty glob of donkey cum. I hope you burn in hell for the shitty things you did today cause you are not the least bit sneaky, you're not the least bit clever, and your only talent is opening your legs to penises that would rather be inside of me.
Deandra ¨The New Girl¨: I want to poop here, whenever I want, for as long as I want.
Rachel Tice: Hit the bricks bitch!
Saison Margeurite: How do you say...
Jenna Darabond: I'm talking about; Hipsterism: A force that will turn popularity on it's head, what's cool will be uncool, the things that nobody likes will be the things that everyone wants...
Blaine: So then, he was all like, 'Give me a lap!' and I was all like 'hey coach, why don't you give me a lap?' and he was all like, 'You know what Blaine? I respect you.'
Bridget Tice: Well, I'm 27 and I'm still living with my parents in Overland Park. I have an art history degree from a night school. My cat just died. I've lost 25% control of my sphincter muscles. I get a clicking sound in my jaw when I eat, I drive a 91 dodge neon, I have ovarian cysts. Sometimes I pee the bed still. I have alopecia. The only man who wants to fuck me is my 48 year-old manager at Pizza Street PS he only has one ball. So I guess... better than you.
Jaina Van Buren: Doctor if this isn't a baby inside of me what is it?
Jonathan Getslinhaumer: The name, is Than.
Judith Dinsmore: What's up, sluts?
Justin Michaelson: Well... if you're going to be a GOOD FATHER.
Katelynn Zales: Jesus! Get off my dick!
Lunch Lady Belinda: eat my taters, enjoy my tots, here are my buns, and this is my twats! ladytatertot@gmail.com, out bitches
Matthew Derringer: Excuse me ladies, can my friend Tanner and I interest you in a game of Red Rover and/or Duck,Duck Goose?
Mikayla Van Buren: It smells like someone put a diabetic foot into a sandwich and left it in the sun.
Tanner Christiansen: Jonathan, Shut the fuck up.
Trisha 2: Ya, like soil from the ground; dumb dumb
Tristan Mckie: Oh me; I'm a Pisces, but PLEASE go on you are so PRASH!
Ashely Katchadourian: I was at Pearl Harbor, it's a thing my family does every year.
