"Stop drinking so much coffee shithead" Momo says. I take a sip of coffee, "I've never seen you without a cup Stoney" She continues.
The bell rings so we go out to P.E.
We meet up with E.V.
"Acording to all laws of aviation a bee should not be able to fly becauseits little wings are to small to carry its fat little body. But bees fly anyways because bees don't care what humans think is impossible" i say
"Whyyyyyy" E.V. exclaimed
"Hah that's gay" Momo says.
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Ah yes home. all I ever do here is talk to Gee, listen to music, cry and play Minecraft. Life's fucking amazing. Gee sends me a message
💀:Hey *hugs*
🐻:Hello
🐻:*hugs back*
💀:how are you
🐻:i wanna fucking die. yah know, the norm.
💀:*hugs*
🐻:ITS 4:20 LETS GET LIT
💀:Its 12:20 pm here..
🐻WE CAN STILL GET LIT
💀:Frankie bear, I have school tomorrow. I need to sleep.
🐻:wahhhhhhh
I close my phone.
How.The.Fuck.Do.I.Do.Life.
New Message Arrived
Mudz
✨: Hey boo
🐻:what's up my nozzle
🐻:I MENT NIZZLE
✨:lol i know
✨:ugh I have soccer gtg
🐻:i hate you
I'll text E.V
🐻:hi
🐻:HI
🐻:MOM IM DYING
🐻:I DRANK TOO MUCH LEAN LAST NIGHT
🐻:jk
🐻:BITCH
🎶:that's a swear word
🐻:BITCH
🎶:calm down son
🐻:fuc u mom its not a phase 1!1!
🎶:my god
🎶:I need to go. Im at my grandparents house
🐻: okay im going to go cut myself in my room and listen to botdf.
No answer
Momo never answers I'm just gonna binge on twin peaks.
"Im going to the store wanna come?" My mom says
"What store" i ask
"Target" she answers.
"Lemme get my shoes" i say
My mom and i sit in awkward silence most of the way.
"HHHHHHH I can't stand when people put stupid family stickers or church stickers on their car" i groan
"I know. Its stupid and unnessisary." She replies.
We park the car and walk into the store.
"What do you need?" My mom asks
"Hot Cheetos, a new highlighter, granola bars and cherry Pepsi" i say.
"Oh yeah. You essentials." She rolls her eyes.
"At least I'm not the one who finished a whole box of Valentine Cakes without sharing." I look at my chipped black nails.
"You little-" she says and we walk to the makeup.
"Should I get pink or light pink?" I ask.
"You already have that light pink Jeffree star highlighter. maybe you should get that nude colored one." She says.
"That works." I say. I put the highlighter in the cart an we move on.
We get our groceries and walk around to waste time.
"That's disgusting." I say walking by a woman whi is 300+ pounds and wearing a tube top.
"The poor top is hanging by a thread" I continue.
"I can't believe people can walk around like that and see people like you who are less than 100 pounds and not think, hey i want to loose weight." She says.
We finally go to check out after wanting to bleach my eyeballs. We drive back home and talk about people we've seen in public.
"Oh yeah, can I dye my hair tonight? Its fading and you know what happends to fading teal" i scrunch up my nose.
"yeah of course. Ill help." She says smiling.
"Yay! I can't ever do the back." I smile.
We pull into the garage. I grab the bags take them into the house and unload them. I take my highlighter to my room, i wash my hands, but they burn from being chapped. I get out the powder bleach for my hair and i take out a purple dye. I leave the bathroom and take off my clothes and put on my hair dye robe.
I go in the bathroom and mix the dyes and I sit awkwardly in my boxers. I start bleaching the front.
"Mooooom" i groan
She walks in.
"Need help?" She asks.
"Yes mom" i say.
She smiles and starts on the back of my hair.
"You look so handsome with the blue in your hair, what color are you doing now?" She says smiling.
"Im going to do purple. I haven't done it in a while and it fades out good so i can take a break. " I look at her through the mirror and smile. We continue with the process. I let the bleach sit and i wash it out. I blow dry it and we go on with the dye. "Can i let it sit longer than normal? I want it to be super dark." I say.
"Whatever you want." She says. We finish and i wait for about an hour.
"My favorite part! I love when the purple makes it look like I have weird purple veins." I lock the bathroom door and I set my clothes on the sink along with a towel. I take the foil from my hair and step in the shower. I start washing the dye from my hair. Once the dye stops coming out, I wash my hair with shampoo about three times. I use my face wash that Momo say is for "little gay faggots like you" Like its not my fault i shop at Lush?? I just enjoy their stuff. I use my pink glitter body wash. (Oh Satan take me now) I make sure my dick is clean. And I turn off the water and step out. I get dressed and blow dry my hair.
"Ooo can i see the color!" My mom asks. I move my head so she can see. "The dark color makes your eyes pop" she says.
I smile. "I love you mom" i say. "I love you too hun"
I walk into my room to text Gee.
🐻im scared of my step dad. last time I dyed my hair...well you know what happened..
