Super duper kawaii :3 (CaptainsparklezxOc)

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(PLEASE DONT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY)

It was just like every other high school day except!!! A bunch of sexy youtubers were visiting our high school? This is uber weird.

My name is Meadow, and I'm a 20 year old senior in highschool (because if i wasnt then it would be illegal kids! Dont send nudes to your underaged partner!) I got held back a couple of times, so here I am at highschool. Anyways thats not the point. Me and my friend Kat (who also likes minecraft youtubers :3) were on our way to the assembly held by Principle Fuckface Turner. Well, everyone calls him Fuckface because he got face fucked by like 8 dicks in a full octagonal circle.

Anyways, we arrived in the assembly and me and Kat sat in the front. We were super excited to see it since there were youtubers coming! We didn't know who, but when it started, we saw all of our favorite minecraft youtubers come onto stage!!! Me and Kat screamed when we saw Captainspankme and Deadass (Our nicknames for Captainsparklez and Deadlox)

They went on talking about how great life was as a youtuber, and said they were going to pick two people to become youtubers like them!!! Me and Kat really wanted this (To ride some DICK) and we were super excited. They said they'd pick at the end of the assembly.

After a ton of more talking, it was finally the time!!!!! Captainsparklez and Deadlox were gonna each pick one person to go under youtuber training with them. The room was silent. They paced the room and looked around. Captainsparklez' gorgeous eyes met mine and he smiled. I could literally fucking die holy shit a hot ass youtuber was looking at me. He could stab me right now and I would die happy.

"You!" He pointed at me, and I gasped. He pulled me up and took me in his massive arms, wrapping one around my shoulder. Deadlox was still looking and he saw Kat. He picked her and she screamed (me) and then the assembly was over. They took us to their huge ass bus in the back of the school, and we noticed another girl there too.

"Hi :3 my name is Daple! I was chosen from the last school!" She said.

Me and Kat said hi. "I'm super excited to actually train with some smokin ass youtubers!" I said.

"Especially that hottie Deadlox x3" Kat giggled. Me and Daple gasped.

"You have a crush on hiiim!!!!" We said together. (It hurts writing this please help me) kat blushed super hard.

"W-W-W-Well maybe I do..." she grumbled. "Besides! Meadow has a crush on Captainsparklez!!"

I blushed and hid my face. "Oh my god Kat you're a fucking tool you lil shithead what if he heard that!!!!"

Suddenly a voice said "I did" and we three turned around and saw him standing there. My eyes were super wide and I was blushing a lot!!!! Oh no :( he knew and he hated me. But wait? He told me to follow him and I did. I was really scared.

He took me into the bus and into his room, sitting me on one of the beanbag chairs. He pulled up another beanbag and sat right next to me, wrapping an arm around me.

"Ur super cute omg" he said, and I turned red (like a grape)

"W-What?? You think so??" I asked. He nodded.

"I picked you because you were cute and I knew I wouldn't be a total creeper because I know you're 20."

"How did you know that?"

"We got records."

"Oh okay." (Literally wtf why didnt you ask some grown ass man why he had your fucking records) Suddenly he picked me up bridal style and brought me to his massive water bed (sexc) and layed me down. He wrapped his arms around me and cuddled me. He smelled fucking great like he bathed in Old Spice, you know, the good shit.

"We cant tell anyone because then they'll make me bring you back home okay?" I nodded and nuzzled his chest, and soon I fell asleep.

A/N: Give this like 5 views and I'll write another chapter. These kill me I think its hilarious writing them.