NOTE FROM ELLIE:
Oml why does she even bother kill me
Chapter 3- babysitting Ellie
I've been taking care of the demon child since my girlfriend was trapped inside a wall with no way of returning to me- (I'm just that good ;-)) baby brine sucked donkey balls, she was a pain in the ass to take care of alone so I hired some people. Later that day five people arrived at the door step
"Hello there, welcome to my shitty home- my name is joHN CENA! Doodododo dododooo"
Strangely that didn't scare them off. "Uh, hello we came for the job offer- my name is @Duckman1123, and this is" he pointed to a blonde "@Sarako_5" she waved "@tonikay" she nodded towards me "@amenkno" he smiled "and finally @_ladyemerald_" she struck a dope ass pose
"Well... welcome I guess" they didn't seem to mind that fact that I hired 5 people to look after one kid
"So where's the child?" Asked @Duckman1123 "well Mr. Duck, she's in the kitchen" they all entered the kitchen to find a very cute little girl stabbing the table with a knife
All the sane ones backed away, leaving me at the front "ssshhhhhHHHHHHH she can smell fear"
They nodded and I put a bowel of cereal in front of the child
"M-mm-m" she started mumbling. "Oh my god she's going to say her first word" @toniKay prompted
"C'mon Ellie, you can do this say 'Mama'" "mmmm..m-ma" "yes you're doing it!" I yelled as the baby took a breath
"M-mama...mAN FUCK YO CEREAL!" She pushed bowel over the edge and all hell broke lose
@duckman1123 and @amenkno started making out in the closet (as a sign of respect I tossed them condom)
@Sarako_5 started crawling at the wall screaming "THE FULL MOON IS NEAR GASGCMLPTFSEBVCXZJKG"
@Tonikay started banging her head against a wall nearby contemplated how she got friends like this
And @_LadyEmerald_ started arguing with the neighbour's dog and losing
While Ellie brine started walking towards the door
"ELLA BRON JAMES! Don't you dare walk out that door!"
"Fuck you hoe" and she left
YOU ARE READING
How EllieBrine was born. ((Um I didnt write this dad did))
HorrorOkay. So @XxCyberBunnyxX is my father, as some of you might know. But have you ever wondered, where is her mother? Well, I can answer that. She was fucked into a wall. Anything else you want answered? Read this book!!
