Day 32: THE MISTAKE PART 3
[everyone has joined]
Steve: *groans* PLEASE CAN U GUYS JUST 4 1 MINUTE BEHAVE?!
Everyone except Steve: *continues screaming and running around*
Steve: UGH U GUYS R LIKE A BUNCH OF 7 YEAR OLDS!!! Oh wait...
[fury has joined]
Steve: *shakes fury violently* DO U HAVE CURE. DO. U. HAVE. A. CURE. JUST. MAKE. IT. STAAAAAHHHHHPPP!!!!!
Fury: *slaps steve* SNAP OUT OF IT AND YES
Steve: OH THANK FREAKING LORD ITS ABOUT TIME. THEY HAVE BEEN DRIVING ME INSANE
Fury: I can te-
Steve: *whispers* INSAAAAAANE
Fury: ... I can tell... I just need u 2 keep them all still 4 a few moments
Steve: that's going 2 b a problem...
Sam: *flys around as dragon breathing fire everywhere*
Johnny: GOOD THINKING SAMMY... LET. THERE. B. FIIIIIIRRRREEEE *throws fire balls everywhere*
Ben: *wakes up* THE MIGHTY BEN HAS AWOKEN
Joker: *throws knife @ poster of tony* KNIFE IN UR FACE
Tony: MAH BEAUTIFUL FACE!!!
Phil: *throws captain America trading cards everywhere* ♫ITS RAINING STEVE! HALLELUJAH! ITS RAINING STEVE! HALLELUJAH!♫
Loki: *throws packet of skittles @ thor* TASTE THE RAINBOWS
Thor: *throws Mjolnir @ loki* TASTE THE POWER OF THOR
Fury: ...right *cracks knuckles* u might wanna look away, cap. This won't b pretty
Steve: JUST DO IT MAN
Fury: *clears throat*
SAM, STOP BREATHING FIRE OR I'LL TAKE AWAY LOKI!Sam: *transforms back in2 self* *stops*
Fury: LOKI, STOP TRYING 2 FREEZE THOR OR I'LL TAKE AWAY SAM!
Loki: *stops* *stops*
Fury: PHIL, STOP HUGGING STEVE'S LEG OR I'LL TAKE AWAY UR TRADING CARDS!
Phil: *quickly let's go of steve* *quickly stops*
Fury: JOHNNY, STOP BURNING UR NAME IN2 THE CEILING AND WALLS OR I'LL TAKE AWAY UR HAIR GEL!
Johnny: *gasps dramatically* *turns flame off* *stops*
Fury: MARIA, STOP HACKING ALL OF THE COMPUTERS OR I'LL TAKE AWAY UR HELICOPTER!
Maria: *stops* *whispers* but I like my helicopter
Fury: THOR, STOP DRAINING THE ELECTRICITY WITH UR LIGHTNING OR I'LL TAKE AWAY UR POPTARTS
Thor: *gasps extra dramatically* NO NOT THE POPTARTS!!! *stops*
Fury: TONY, STOP TRYING 2 THROW THE JOKER OFF THE STARK TOWERS, IT'S JUST A POSTER OR I'LL TAKE AWAY UR SCOTCH
Tony: *puts joker down* not mah bby *stops*
Fury: JOKER, STOP THROWING THE DAMN KNIVES EVERYWHERE, U WILL END UP KILLING SOME1 OR I'LL TAKE AWAY UR DRUGS!
Joker: *gasps* wut drugs *eyes dart left and right nervously* *stops*
Fury: HARLEY, STOP POURING ALL THE CHEMICALS ON THE FLOOR, THEY'RE STARTING 2 BURN THROUGH THE FLOOR, OR I'LL TAKE AWAY UR LUCKY GRENADE!
Harley: *stops* *holds lucky grenade protectively*
Fury: CLINT, U R NOT A HAWK, STOP DIVING OFF HIGH SHELVES ON2 NATASHA, ITS NOT NORMAL OKAY? OR I'LL TAKE AWAY UR HUNGER GAMES BOOKS!
Clint: CAW CAW *stops* NOOOO! I NEED 2 FIND OUT IF FINNICK LIVES OR NOT!!!!
Fury: REED, STOP STRETCHING EVERYWHERE, ITS EXHAUSTING, OR I'LL TAKE AWAY SUSAN!
Reed: *shrinks back 2 normal size* D: *stops*
Fury: SUSAN, STOP MAKING THE SOFA FLOAT OR I'LL TAKE AWAY REED!
Susan: D: *drops sofa telekinetically* *stops*
Fury: LOGAN, STOP SINGING ROAR BY KATY PERRY, U R NOT A TIGER, OR I'LL TAKE AWAY UR CLAW POLISHER!
Logan: *stops* but they need 2 b shiny
Fury: BEN, STOP ROLLING AROUND IN A BALL AND SQUISHING EVERY1 IN UR PATH OR I'LL TAKE AWAY UR MILEY CYRUS WRECKING BALL CD'S!
Ben: *stops* NOOO!!!!
Fury: NATASHA, STOP ROLLING AROUND ON THE FLOOR WHILE SINGING THE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE THEME TUNE AND THEN SCREAMING 'SURPRISE ATTACK' AND ATTACKING PPL, OR I'LL TAKE AWAY UR NEW GUN!
Nat: *screams* NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *stops*
Fury: BRUCE, STOP MAKING MORE CHEMICALS AND THEN POURING THEN ON2 THE FLOOR, THERES A MASSIVE HOLE IN THE FLOOR NOW, OR I'LL TAKE AWAY SCIENCE!
Bruce: NOOO NOT MAH PRECIOUS SCIENCE!!!! *stops*
Steve: I THINK THATS EVERY1
Fury: good *shoves le bottle in2 steve's hand* give this 2 them
Steve: *pours in2 14 cups* *gives le cups 2 every1* PLS PLS PLS DRINK THIS OR I WILL COME AND POUR IT DOWN UR THOATS MA SELF!!!!
Everyone except fury and Steve: meh, YOLO *drinks*
[everyone has turned back 2 normal again]
Tony: HOLY SHIZ THAT WAS WEIRD
Ben: IKR
Sam: SO WEIRD
Loki: SO WEIRD
Fury: my work here is done
Steve: *passes out*
Bruce: *pokes Steve with stick* wut is he doing?
Susan: is he dead?
Clint: y is he doing this?
Harley: get it away from me
Fury: ...I think every1 needs 2 go sleep it off
Thor: U CANT TELL ME WUT 2 DO
Fury: ILL TELL U WUT I [BEEP] ING WANT 2
Thor: meep O.o
Maria: can I fly in mah helicopter 2morrow?!
Fury: *sighs* fine
Maria: *fistpumps air*
[everyone has left]
[tony has joined]
Tony: wait, y is there a massive hole in the floor?
[tony has been dragged off by fury]
A/N
*wipes sweat off brow* it is done... wow that took a long time 2 write. Anyways, hope it was funny or weird or wuteva and GOODNIGHT WORLD!!
Or in some ppl's case...
GOOD MORNING WORLD!!
Ur choice, but where I live, it's midnight and that's normally the time u go 2 sleep... NORMALLY being the key word here.
Ugh scl 2morrow
UGGGGHHHHH
anyways, cya
~ IZZEH
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