Preface + O N E

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THIS BOOK IS A GODDAMN JOKE. JOKE. J O K E. I don't want to offend anybody- I just want to become the new dinof and share with the internet a major F A I L. As it  clearly says in the title I want to be friends and this is first world problems- I understand that I am very privilleged but nothing is perfect.

Here are some important facts (don't report me plz):
•My name is Ella
•This book was published in Jan 2017
•I am British
•As of 7th December 2016, I am 11 and a half.
•This is not my main acc atm
•I am way to mature for my age in some ways (*sigh*)
•I am very immature though
•COHESION WAS NEVER HERE
•Southerners are crap: North is THE SHIT.
•I am straight but 50% of people think I'm at least bi cuz I'm so obsessed with Phan and minizerk 😂😂😂

That's about it... oh... ya... I'm a fangirl of Phan, the sidemen and the pack or whatever tf they are now it's not kinda a thing anymore (THE FUCKBOYS AHAHAHAHAA IS YOU SAW THAT VID WITH VIK LACHLAN ROB AND JON THEN DAMN) I don't do band or celeb fangirling cuz most of them are SERIOUSLY crap. Relatable ting;

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11pm: I'll just watch one more video...
3am: ITS 3AM?!!!! ADHDBHDNDBDBBS I HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW I MEAN TODAY
Last period: *snoring loudly*
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You are lying if you say that has never happened to you or has never nearly happened to you😂😂😂 this nearly happened today and it didn't help that we were doing SPAG in English🙄

Byeeeeeeeee

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