Amazing Phil x Barry the Bowl

Inside the Sink

A/n: i got this idea while creepily
Stalking Dan and Phil's old videos. I was inspired by the beautiful romance blossoming before my eyes in that video, so please enjoy.

   "And done." Dan said in a tired voice. He turned off the camera they were using to film there Halloween cake pops video. He was exosted from making sure Phil didn't set fire to the house. "Phil do you think you can clean up. I'm going to take a shower." He said brushing the extra flower off his hoodie.

   "*sigh* sure." Phil exasperated.
   "And don't flood the house while I'm in the bathroom please." Dan pointed his finger at Phil as he left the room. Phil rolled his eyes and started wiping down the counter. 'He treats me like a child. I thought I was supposed to be the daddy in this ship.' He thought to himself.

   He grabbed the mop and began to slide it across the floor. He moved tword the sink as he whistled to spooky scary skeletons which had gotten stuck in his head as they else filming. He felt an uncontrollable urge to glance at the sink, like a little voice was telling him to.

   Peering into the Sink he felt his cheeks heat up and he almost dribbled all over himself. Starting back up at him was a clear glass bowl placed upside down carelessly in the sink. His entire rear end was completely exposed. Phil covered his face with his hands dropping the mop and muttered
"Sorry, sorry."

   The the rim of the bowl tinted red. Phil sat in silence for a moment not knowing what to do. Keeping his eyes averted he quietly asked. "D-do you n- need any help." He studdered. He sat for a moment before building the courage to say. "You can't stay like that I- I'll help you."

   He slowly while shaking lowered his hands, still looking away. He soon felt his finger lightly touch the bottom of the bowl and felt it shiver. "Oh sorry!" Phil stuttered once again. He slowly moved his hands down the sides of the bowl and found the rim. He quickly lifted the bowl out of the sink and placed it right side up. He then grabbed a paper towel to help the bowl dry off.

   Phil paused when he was able to look and realised the bowl was Barry. He felt his heart stop. He has just sexually assaulted a bowl, and that bowl was his freaking love interest!
"B- Barry!" Phil squeaked. Barry only looked at him in response. The blush around his rim got darker. This made Phil blush as well. Barry looked so cute when flustered.

   Barry looked up at Phil in a questioning look. Phil could hear the slight echo of his voice. ' Crap did I just say that out loud. "B- Barr-" he was cut off by Barry leaning in and pressing his rim against Phil's mouth. Phil's eyes went bloodshot. Is this actually happening.

   After a moment Barry pulled away since Phil hadn't kissed back. He looked so embarrassed. A small tear  fell down the sides of Barry's face. Phil saw this and took emidiant action. He grabbed Barry by the sides and began kissing him. It was a magical moment. Phil had never loved someone as much as he loves Barry.

   "Okay Phil what's the damage." Dan said as he waltzed into the room with wet hobbit hair. He paused when he saw Phil kissing Barry.
   "What the hell Phil." Dan said. Phil simply ignored him and carried Barry to his room where they decided Barry would be living in Phil's room with him from now on. Dan thought it was weired at first but soon grew a liking to Barry. Mainly because he unclogged the toilet.

   After three years of dating Barry finally popped the question to Phil. The were married soon after and Phil gave birth to four gorgeous bowl human hybrid babies. Their names were Delia, Striker, and Thor. They grew up to be horrible menases of society and destroyed the world. Phil and Barry couldn't be more proud.

A/n: My septiplier story sucks so far, so here is Barry x Phil. I have been working on this one for weeks on end instead of doing my homework, trying to convey the story I wanted to convey.

Still a better love story then Twighlight. Jk.
Hope it made you smile!

- The UncontentedPigeon